SWAT Team Spotted Booking Flights to Antarctica As McMurdo Station Protest Comes To Light
Polly TickleIn a stunning development that has sent ripples through both the scientific and law enforcement communities, a team of riot…
Read MoreApple Vision Pro App Turns Political Debates into Mute Pantomimes
Chip ByteleyIn a groundbreaking update that’s sending waves through both tech and political circles, Apple’s latest Vision Pro app feature has…
Read MorePortuguese Far-Right Party to Introduce Mandatory Siesta, Cites Historical Exhaustion
Portugal’s far-right “Partido da Sesta” (Siesta Party) is surging in popularity with its unorthodox central campaign promise: a mandatory siesta…
Read MoreIran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
In the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
Read MoreBritain to Allow Toddlers to Lead Parliament in Attempt to Bring Maturity into House
Westminster, UK – In what’s being hailed as a bold step towards responsible governance, toddlers across the nation are being…
Read MorePoliticians to Wear Sponsor Logos on Suits
In a bold move that’s turning heads in both the political and fashion worlds, lawmakers have announced a new initiative…
Read MoreSunak’s Donor Drama: PM Proposes Donating £10M to ‘Racism Reversal Fund’
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has unveiled a bold, albeit bewildering, initiative: the donation of £10 million to what he…
Read MoreRepublicans Mistakenly Believes “Deepfake” Politician Is a Refreshing Change from the Usual Liars
In an era where trust in political figures wanes and digital technology reaches unprecedented heights, a nation has found itself…
Read MoreThe Gaza Diet: Slimming Secrets of a Siege
In a world obsessed with the latest diet trends and weight-loss fads, a new contender has emerged from an unlikely…
Read MoreRussian Elections Announce New Breakthrough in Predictive Technology: Winners Declared Before Voting Begins
Russian officials have proudly announced a revolutionary breakthrough in predictive technology: the ability to declare election winners before the cumbersome…
Read MoreMexico’s Presidential Palace Door Knocked Down: Protesters Claim They Were Just Looking for the Bathroom
Mexico City awoke to a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy (or a particularly ill-planned coup attempt). The once-imposing…
Read MoreFor International Women’s Day, World Leaders Agree to Swap Roles with Women, Anticipate Global Improvement by Noon
for International Women’s Day world leaders have unanimously agreed to step aside and let women run the show. Expectations are…
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New Charity Aims to Raise Financial Aid for the Super Rich
In a heartwarming display of compassion that would make Scrooge blush, the nation’s wealthiest elite have launched a groundbreaking new…
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