UK Rioters Deny Racism After Beating Black Man: ‘We Thought He Was in Blackface’
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Polly TickleIn a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump has announced he will identify as Black following a car crash interview…
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In an open acknowledgment of existing biases, police departments across the nation have started implementing a controversial new policy: “Shoot…
Read MoreSunak’s Donor Drama: PM Proposes Donating £10M to ‘Racism Reversal Fund’
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has unveiled a bold, albeit bewildering, initiative: the donation of £10 million to what he…
Read MoreRacial Equality Achieved for 24 Hours: World Agrees to Annual ‘Be Decent Human Beings’ Day
Chip ByteleyIn a move that surprised even the most optimistic cynics, the entire world participated in a 24-hour experiment in racial…
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