Ramadan Midnight Snack Trends: Sleepwalkers Lead Charge to Refrigerator
Polly TickleAs Ramadan progresses, the battle against hunger pangs during pre-dawn hours reaches new heights. This year, however, a peculiar trend…
Read MoreSuhoor Cooking Show Ratings Plummet: Viewers Too Sleepy to Follow Recipes
Chip ByteleyIt seems even the most enticing culinary creations can’t overcome the overwhelming sleepiness that accompanies the Ramadan pre-dawn hours. Suhoor…
Read MorePrayer Mat Yoga: The Latest Wellness Trend This Ramadan
In a fusion that’s either divinely inspired or a marketing ploy destined for the wellness trend graveyard, behold: Prayer Mat…
Read MoreBreaking Fast with Superfoods: Avocado Dates Shake-Up Traditional Iftar
Move over, classic dates and water – get ready for a new-age Iftar trend as superfoods make their dramatic entrance…
Read MoreRamadan Reality TV Show Canceled: Contestants Too Hangry to Participate After Day One
A groundbreaking Ramadan reality TV show has been unceremoniously canceled after just one miserable day of filming. The concept, which…
Read MoreWater Bottle Sales Surge: ‘Hydrate Like It’s Your Job’ Becomes Ramadan Mantra
In a twist even the most seasoned economists couldn’t have predicted, the holy month of Ramadan has triggered an unprecedented…
Read MoreFind My Iftar’ App Goes Viral: Locates Nearest Open Buffet in Seconds
Instead of the frantic pre-sunset rush that often characterized Ramadan eves, a sense of calm has fallen upon hungry Muslims…
Read MoreSleepy Iranian Town Mistakes Suhoor Alarm for Alien Invasion
UFO Panic Hits Iran: Rogue Alarm Clock Sparks Pre-Dawn Chaos In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and…
Read MoreVirtual Reality Iftar Experiences: Dine Anywhere from Mecca to the Moon
Imagine, for a moment, the traditional Iftar experience transformed by the power of virtual reality (VR). The communal meal shared…
Read MoreFasting Fitness Tracker Released: Vibrates If You Reach for Snacks Pre-Iftar
In a fusion of modern technology and traditional religious observance, tech giant InnoTrack has released a groundbreaking new fitness wearable…
Read More‘Fasting Influencers’ Take Over Social Media: Sponsored Suhoor Smoothies Anyone?
“Hangry? Try This $30 Protein Shake!” Fasting Influencers Colonize Social Feeds Just when you thought the social media wellness sphere…
Read MoreFight Islamophobia Day Cancelled, Israel Claims It’s Antisemitic
The annual Fight Islamophobia Day campaign has been unexpectedly thrust into controversy after the Israeli Ministry of Culture issued a…
Read MoreInstant Iftar Meal Kits Flop: ‘Just Add Water’ Concept Confuses Many
The promise of a hassle-free Ramadan experience fell flat with the launch of instant Iftar meal kits. Marketed as the…
Read MoreFurry Faith: Pets Mysteriously Embracing Ramadan Traditions
In a heartwarming (and slightly baffling) development, household pets across the globe appear to be observing Ramadan alongside their Muslim…
Read MoreYour Ramadan Sleeping Habits Just Got an Upgrade: “Fasting Friendly” Alarm Clock Promises Uninterrupted Slumber
In a move that blends spiritual mindfulness with cutting-edge laziness technology, a new tech company is causing a stir with…
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