Thousands of Deceased People Follow Trump on Instagram
Chip ByteleyIn a bizarre twist that even social media skeptics couldn’t predict, reports have surfaced that thousands of Instagram accounts—belonging to…
Read MoreThe Sun Apologizes to Prince Harry, Promises to Invade His Privacy More Respectfully
Liv N. LargeIn a groundbreaking turn of events, British tabloid The Sun has issued a public apology to Prince Harry for invading…
Read MoreWorld Media Using Gaza Ceasefire to Hide West Bank Violence
Polly TickleAs the world celebrates the announcement of a tenuous ceasefire in Gaza, the media’s focus on this “historic agreement” has…
Read MoreTrump Pardons His Personal Militia Following Inauguration
In a move that shocked no one paying attention, President Donald Trump wasted no time following his inauguration to pardon…
Read MoreGod Confirms: “I’m Not Involved in Israel or Palestine”
In a rare public statement, God has officially distanced Himself from the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine, declaring that…
Read MoreIsrael Marks Ceasefire With Airstrike ‘Just to Set the Tone’
Just hours after a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas was officially declared, Israel reportedly launched an airstrike on Gaza,…
Read MoreStart-Up Launches Service to Rent Your Family for Holiday Gatherings
Get ready for the ultimate holiday survival tactic: a new start-up is cashing in on family dysfunction, offering a “Rent-a-Family”…
Read MoreIrish Far Right Can Finally Spend Time with Family They Ignored, After Election Disaster
In a heartwarming turn of events for their long-neglected families, members of Ireland’s far right will now have ample time…
Read MoreLocal Introvert Practices Open-Eye Meditation in Preparation for Christmas
With the holiday season fast approaching, local introvert Jenna Harper has begun her annual ritual of open-eye meditation, a technique…
Read MoreThanksgiving Table Finally Breaks After Years of Supporting Generations of Emotional Baggage
In what some are calling a long-overdue collapse, the Johnson family’s Thanksgiving table, a 50-year-old oak relic, finally buckled under…
Read MoreICC Suddenly Remembers International Law Applies to Israel Too
In a groundbreaking move that shocked absolutely everyone, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued arrest warrants for Israeli Prime…
Read MoreSanta Cancels Operations in Middle East as IDF Fails to Promise Safe Passage
In an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
Read MoreSupreme Court Set to Approve Elon Musk’s Purchase of the Country
In a development that seems both inevitable and absurd, the Supreme Court is reportedly poised to approve Elon Musk’s audacious…
Read MoreWill Ginger Cows Repair Irish-Israeli Relations?
In a move that has left diplomats and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, Israel has announced that a herd…
Read MoreIsraeli HOA to Govern New Palestinian Leadership in Groundbreaking Initiative
Any newly-formed Palestinian leadership is expected to fall under the governance of an unlikely entity: an Israeli Homeowners’ Association (HOA).…
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