Hysterical Man Covered in Cheeto Dust Becomes President of the USA
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented twist that left the nation both amused and bewildered, Donald J. Trump has been elected President of…
Read MoreVenom: The Last Dance – Symbiotic Swan Song or Just Another Sequel?
Liv N. LargeVenom and Eddie Brock return for a final showdown… or maybe just another messy makeout session. Hold onto your brains…
Read MoreDutch Doctor Shocks Scientists by Curing Death with Paracetamol
In a groundbreaking yet wildly controversial medical revelation, Dr. Hans Van Der Snuffelen, a Dutch physician, has purportedly cured death…
Read MoreVision Pro Just a Demo of Tim Cook’s ‘Cyborg’ Eye, According to Leak
Chip ByteleyIn a revelation that’s turning the tech world on its head, a leaked report suggests that Apple’s much-hyped Vision Pro…
Read MoreJoe Biden to Invite God to Gaza Peace Talks
In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and theologians intrigued, President Joe Biden has announced his intentions…
Read MoreLocal Teen’s Pregnancy Excuse Kick-starts New Religion
In a small town where nothing extraordinary ever happens, a local teen’s bizarre excuse for an unexpected pregnancy has ignited…
Read MoreNorthern England Welcomes Tourism Boost Through ‘Poverty Tourism’
In a bid to revitalize its struggling economy, Northern England has turned to an unusual new industry: “poverty tourism.” This…
Read MoreSupreme Court Votes 5-4 to Bring Back the 19th Century
In a shocking and highly controversial decision, the Supreme Court has narrowly voted 5-4 to roll back American society to…
Read MoreMeta VR Headsets Have Hidden Lizard Mode for Mark Zuckerberg
DominickIn a revelation that’s sure to fuel countless conspiracy theories, reports have surfaced that Meta’s VR headsets come equipped with…
Read MoreNew Tesla Update Forces Crashes to Teach Drivers a Lesson
In a shocking new update, Tesla has reportedly introduced a feature that forces drivers into controlled crashes, all in the…
Read MoreElon Musk and Donald Trump to Escape to Mars if Kamala Wins
The 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to…
Read MoreUS Military Stocks Up on Sticks and Stones in Preparation for WW4
In an unprecedented move that has left military analysts scratching their heads, the United States Army has announced it is…
Read MoreStudy Finds 90% of Online Arguments Solved by Agreeing to Disagree
In a revelation that could revolutionize keyboard warfare as we know it, a recent study conducted by the Institute of…
Read MoreRussian Military Requests Aid from Irish Fishermen as Ukrainian Forces Threaten Crimea
In a bizarre twist to the ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine, the beleaguered Russian military has reportedly turned to…
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Nicotine-Flavored Broccoli Proposed as Teen Vaping Deterrent
In what might be the most 21st-century twist in the tale of vaping regulations, governments from every corner of the…
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