Santa Cancels Operations in Middle East as IDF Fails to Promise Safe Passage
In an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
Read MoreIn an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
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