Federal Reserve to Launch Its Own Cryptocurrency, ‘FedCoin’, Backed by National Debt
Chip ByteleyIn a groundbreaking move that’s set to revolutionize the financial landscape, the Federal Reserve has announced plans to launch its…
Read MoreEU to Make Pickup Default Option for Online Orders in Push for Green Shopping
Polly TickleIn a landmark move aimed at promoting sustainability and reducing carbon emissions, the European Union is set to introduce regulations…
Read MoreAIPAC Demands “Thoughts and Prayers” Be Classified as a Tax-Deductible Expense
In a move that’s drawing both fierce criticism and begrudging admiration for its sheer audacity, the powerful lobbyist group, AIPAC,…
Read MoreIsraeli Government Scientists Agree: Big Bang Happened on Oct 7, Universe Existed in Void Before Then
In a revolutionary rethinking of cosmological events, Israeli government scientists have officially declared that the Big Bang occurred on October…
Read MoreCeasefire Declared Anti-Semitic by Netanyahu’s Spokesperson
In a move that has raised eyebrows and sparked controversy, a spokesperson for Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared the…
Read MoreAustralian Government Teams with Lego for Great Barrier Reef Rebuilding Project
In an audacious and colorful bid to save the Great Barrier Reef, the Australian government has announced a partnership with…
Read MoreBiden Raises $53 Million, Considers Buying Small Country Instead of Campaigning
President Joe Biden has reportedly raised a staggering $53 million for his re-election campaign. However, rumors are swirling that instead…
Read MoreStudy Finds 100% of Humans Addicted to Breathing, Efforts to Quit Prove Fatal
In a groundbreaking discovery sure to send the medical community reeling, a new study has determined that 100% of humans…
Read MoreNRA to Name Hunter Biden ‘Gunowner of the Year’
In a twist that could only happen in today’s political circus, the NRA has decided to name Hunter Biden as…
Read MoreAriana Grande’s “Eternal Sunshine” Shines Like a Solar Flare: Bright, Hot, and Ultimately Blinding
Liv N. LargeAriana Grande’s latest musical endeavor, “Eternal Sunshine,” hits the ears like a relentless wave of Instagram notifications—initially exciting but ultimately…
Read MoreAIPAC Blames Hamas for Israel’s Ceasefire Refusal
In a striking display of narrative control, the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken,…
Read MoreApple’s iOS 18: Now Your iPhone Can Argue Back
Apple’s latest operating system, iOS 18, is set to revolutionize user interaction with its new feature that allows iPhones to…
Read MoreU.S. Hospitals Form Partnerships with Local Drug Dealers to Cut Prescription Costs
In a bold and unorthodox move to address the rising costs of prescription medications, several U.S. hospitals have announced new…
Read MoreJoe Biden to Adopt Netanyahu into Family After Hunter Biden Conviction
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts and citizens alike bewildered, President Joe Biden has reportedly welcomed Israeli…
Read MoreDemocrats Plan White House Cannabis Farm to Swing Voters
In a bold move to greenify politics and sway the undecided, the Democratic Party has unveiled a high-growth strategy: transforming…
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