GOP Proposes Kindergarten for Embryos
Polly TickleThe GOP has taken its commitment to the “unborn scholar” to new heights, following Nikki Haley’s endorsement of recognizing embryos…
Read MoreVegan Sharks: Scientists Engineer First Meat-Averse Great White
Chip ByteleyA team of scientists at the Aquatic Future Lab have successfully engineered the world’s first meat-averse great white shark, affectionately…
Read MoreAmazon and SpaceX Rush To Put Ads on Surface of the Moon
In a move that has left astronomers and late-night stargazers alike scratching their heads, e-commerce giant Amazon and aerospace manufacturer…
Read MorePanama and USA Sign Deal to Relocate Climate Deniers to Sinking Island
In a unique approach to addressing climate change skepticism, Panama and the USA have signed a groundbreaking agreement to relocate…
Read MoreNetanyahu Assures Public: ‘Ceasefire Will Be Over Before You Know It’
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured the Israeli public that the…
Read MoreChina Adds Far Side of the Moon to South China Sea Map
In a bold and unprecedented move, China has declared that the far side of the moon is now part of…
Read MoreBBC Outsources Gaza Coverage to Israeli Military for ‘Accuracy’
In a move that has sparked outrage and disbelief, the BBC has reportedly outsourced its coverage of the Gaza conflict…
Read MoreSlim Shady Wanted in Connection to the Disappearance of Eminem
In a twist that could only come from the mind of Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady is now a prime suspect…
Read MoreMiddle Eastern Terrorist Invited to Speak in Congress
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation to…
Read MoreNew Study Reveals Vegans Spend More Time Arguing About Diet Than Eating
In a revelation that has sparked both laughter and debate, a new study has found that vegans spend more time…
Read MoreAfter Years of Searching, Gordon Ramsay Finally Found the Lamb Sauce
In a culinary saga that has captivated the internet for years, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has finally discovered the elusive…
Read MoreIsrael Rejects Israel’s Ceasefire Proposal
In an unprecedented and bewildering turn of events, Israel has rejected its own ceasefire proposal, leaving international observers and diplomatic…
Read MoreGoogle to Launch DNA Tests for Employees to Predict Sick Days
Google, the tech giant known for ambitious (and occasionally unsettling) innovations, is set to disrupt workplace wellness programs in a…
Read MoreBiden Suggests Ceasefire After Ensuring Maximum Damage Achieved
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has suggested a ceasefire in Gaza after…
Read MoreIrish-American Shocked to Discover Ireland Really Exists
In a revelation that has left one Irish-American reeling, local resident Patrick O’Sullivan recently discovered that Ireland is not just…
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