Democrats Plan White House Cannabis Farm to Swing Voters
Polly TickleIn a bold move to greenify politics and sway the undecided, the Democratic Party has unveiled a high-growth strategy: transforming…
Read MoreBiden Says Operation Killing US Hostage Was Success
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has declared the recent joint operation by…
Read MoreU.N. Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza Deemed ‘Blatant Antisemitism’ by Israeli Officials
In a dramatic twist of international diplomacy, the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) has issued a strong call for an…
Read MoreNASA Searches For A Universe Without Amazon Prime Day
Chip ByteleyIn an ambitious new mission that blends the final frontier with online shopping, NASA has announced its plans to search…
Read MoreRepublican Senator, Ted Cruz, Shocked To Discover Gaza On Map, Thought It Was Just a Policy Talking Point
Republican senator, Ted Cruz, admitted to reporters he was “utterly shocked” to discover that Gaza is, in fact, a real…
Read MoreGantz Resigns from War Cabinet: “That’s Enough Genocide for Me”
DominickIn a surprising turn of events, Benny Gantz, the former Defense Minister of Israel and a key figure in the…
Read MoreGaza Peace Plan Reveal: More Violence
The much-anticipated unveiling of the latest Gaza peace plan took a turn no one could have predicted. Dubbed as the…
Read MoreTrump NFTs Now Accepted as Legal Tender in Several Red States
In a move that blurs the lines between digital assets and real-world currency, several red states have announced that they…
Read MorePentagon Cheers ‘Successful’ Raid: 200 Dead, 4 Rescued, Mission Accomplished!
Washington, D.C. – In a statement that has drawn international condemnation, the Pentagon hailed a recent IDF raid in Gaza…
Read MoreICC Judge Discovers Plumber Is Actually Mossad Agent Installing Surveillance Equipment
In a bizarre twist that could be straight out of a spy thriller, an ICC judge recently discovered that his…
Read MoreIreland and UK Seek Agreement on Irish Unification Subscription Plan: One County Every 14 Months
In a move that has both puzzled and amused political analysts, Ireland and the UK are reportedly seeking to agree…
Read MoreU.S. Congress Votes to Reject International Law
In a move that has left the global community bewildered, the U.S. Congress has voted to reject the International Criminal…
Read MoreGOP Proposes Kindergarten for Embryos
The GOP has taken its commitment to the “unborn scholar” to new heights, following Nikki Haley’s endorsement of recognizing embryos…
Read MoreVegan Sharks: Scientists Engineer First Meat-Averse Great White
A team of scientists at the Aquatic Future Lab have successfully engineered the world’s first meat-averse great white shark, affectionately…
Read MoreAmazon and SpaceX Rush To Put Ads on Surface of the Moon
In a move that has left astronomers and late-night stargazers alike scratching their heads, e-commerce giant Amazon and aerospace manufacturer…
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