UPS and Chinese Manufacturers Conspire to Steal Customer Funds
Polly TickleIn a shocking revelation that has left customers fuming, it appears that UPS and certain Chinese manufacturers might be colluding…
Read MoreFlorida Criminal Still Plans to Run for White House
Despite being found guilty of 34 felony counts related to falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment,…
Read MoreEU Pledges to Support Refugees Back on Boats Amidst Calls for More Serious Solutions
In a move that has raised eyebrows across the continent, the European Union has pledged to support refugees by putting…
Read MoreNetanyahu: “Genocide Merely a Tragic Error”
In a statement that has sparked international outrage, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu referred to the recent bombing in Rafah,…
Read MoreHarvard Study Confirms: Harambe’s Death Behind Geopolitical Turmoil
In a shocking revelation, a recent study from Harvard University has concluded that the tragic death of Harambe, the beloved…
Read MoreBritish Telecommuters to Pay Road Tax Based on Internet Usage
Chip ByteleyIn a scheme that would make even Orwell blush, British telecommuters could soon face a bizarre new tax: paying for…
Read MoreIDF Kills Egyptian Soldier, Netanyahu Apologizes, Insists They Thought He Was a Gazan Citizen
In a tragic incident that has further strained regional relations, the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) mistakenly killed an Egyptian soldier…
Read MoreUS Claims New Gaza Port Doesn’t Exist, Calls It a ‘Mirage’
In a bizarre turn of events, the United States has declared that the newly constructed port in Gaza, which was…
Read MoreIDF Chief Shocked to Discover Tents Are Flammable
In a statement that has left many in disbelief, the Chief of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) expressed shock upon…
Read MoreLocal Man Declares Himself ‘King of the Remote,’ Bans Romantic Comedies
In a household coup that has stunned his family and amused his friends, local man John Stevens has declared himself…
Read MoreBiden: “If Nazis Used Missiles Instead of Death Camps, The Holocaust Would’ve Been Acceptable”
In a statement that has ignited a firestorm of controversy and condemnation, President Joe Biden suggested that if the Nazis…
Read MoreTesco to Launch ‘Choose Your Own Expiry Date’ on Perishables
Grocery shopping is about to get a lot more philosophical. UK supermarket giant Tesco is venturing into uncharted territory with…
Read MoreNew Dutch Government to Ban Fish & Chips In New Push Against English Tourists
The new Dutch government has announced a groundbreaking decision that is making waves across Europe. In an unprecedented move, they…
Read MoreGoogle AI Recommends Users Glue Pizza to Ceiling for Better Wi-Fi
In a baffling and humorous twist, Google AI has made headlines for recommending users glue pizza to their ceilings to…
Read MoreValedictorian Delivers Entire Graduation Speech in Emoji
It was a graduation ceremony unlike any other at Wellington University. As valedictorian Sarah Jones took the stage, the usual…
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