Lindsey Graham Proposes Invasion of Netherlands: “ICC Can’t Arrest Us If We Own Them”
In a spectacular display of international diplomacy, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed that the United States should invade the Netherlands…
Read MoreIn a spectacular display of international diplomacy, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed that the United States should invade the Netherlands…
Read MoreThe International Olympic Committee (IOC) has officially announced the inclusion of Sarcasm as a competitive sport in the 2024 Olympics.…
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Read MoreTexas Takes on Literature: State Mandates Official Licenses for Book Club Enthusiasts In a move that’s set off a firestorm…
Read MoreIn a move that defies both logic and the concept of affordability, a real estate listing has sent New York…
Read MoreAfter a hiatus marked by controversy and lewd behavior, the Dublin-New York portal has officially reopened, promising a renewed and…
Read MoreGoogle, in a display of corporate doublethink that would impress even George Orwell, has unveiled a new mental health initiative…
Read MoreTel Aviv, Israel – In a dramatic escalation of rhetoric, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accused the International Criminal…
Read MoreTel Aviv, Israel – In a press conference today, Israeli officials emphatically denied any involvement in the recent helicopter crash…
Read MoreIn an extraordinary sequence of events, one local mother has effectively warded off an economic crisis in her small town…
Read MoreThe Transportation Security Administration (TSA) appears to be taking airport security to a whole new (and highly questionable) level. Following…
Read MoreGet ready to ditch your plow and pick up a protest sign! The surprisingly popular Farming Simulator series is about…
Read MoreAmerican healthcare seems intent on pushing the boundaries of the absurd, and the latest news suggests they’ve found a new…
Read MoreForget poor quality or questionable labor practices. The latest controversy surrounding fast fashion giant Shein takes a bizarrely self-destructive turn.…
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“Quirky” Coffee Shop Charges Extra for Customers Who Don’t Use Obscure Coffee Lingo
In a move that’s likely to alienate caffeine-fueled patrons and baristas alike, a trendy new coffee shop has ruffled feathers…
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