Buy One, Starve One Free: The Real Cost of Western ‘Support’ in Famine-Afflicted Lands
Polly TickleIn a generous burst of benevolence, Western nations have unveiled their latest aid package for famine-afflicted countries, dubbed the “Buy…
Read MoreU.S. Surprised at Israel’s Long-Announced Rafah Offensive, Pauses Arms At Last
In a stunning turn of events that could only surprise a Rip Van Winkle or a remarkably uninformed mole, the…
Read MoreFlat Earthers Launch Satellite to Prove Moon is Just a Projection
Chip ByteleyIn a move that defies both common sense and the fundamental laws of physics, a group of Flat Earthers has…
Read MoreStudent Protests Homework, Cites “Forced Unpaid Labor” and Violation of “Chill Weekend Time”
In a bold act of defiance against the tyranny of textbooks, a lone student at has ignited a fiery protest…
Read MoreTop 10 Corporate Buzzwords That Make You Want to Scream into a Pillow
Navigating corporate jargon can often feel like deciphering a complex code, especially when these buzzwords creep into every conversation. Here…
Read MoreFrench Retirement Homes to Add TikTok Choreography to Activity Schedules
Get ready for the most unexpected cultural fusion since baguettes met sriracha. French retirement homes are set to ditch the…
Read MoreGym Membership Now Required to Maintain Instagram Account
Get ready for a social media showdown at your local gym! In a legislative move that’s either a stroke of…
Read MoreLocal Dad Loses Backyard Grill Dominance to Teen Mastering Viral TikTok Recipes
In a stunning upset shaking suburban barbecues to their stainless steel core, a classic backyard power struggle has taken a…
Read MoreStudy Finds That People Actually Read Terms and Conditions When Insomnia Strikes
In a twist of fate that’s both ironic and slightly alarming, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a shocking cure…
Read MoreIsraeli Leaders Deny Gaza Blockade’s Impact: ‘Hunger Isn’t a War Crime, It’s a Diet Plan’
In a controversial statement, Israeli leaders have downplayed the severity of the Gaza blockade, dismissing concerns over its impact on…
Read MoreArea Man Plans to Retire Comfortably on His Collection of Plastic Bags
In a move that’s either a testament to extreme resourcefulness or a sign of misplaced optimism, a local man is…
Read MoreCalifornia High School History Classes to Include Module on Marvel Cinematic Universe
Forget those dusty old textbooks and prepare for history class to level up with a serious dose of superhero power!…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Use Alligator as Pool Float
In a tale of either supreme bravery or the worst judgment call since someone thought releasing pythons into the Everglades…
Read MoreThe 9 Circles of Netflix Hell: A Viewer’s Guide to Terrible Adaptations, Overhyped Documentaries, and Cringe-Inducing Dating Shows
Traversing the treacherous terrain of Netflix’s extensive library can often seem like an arduous journey through Dante’s infamous circles of…
Read MoreUSA Proposes ICC Bylaw Amendment: ‘All Charges Are Created Equal, Except When They’re Not’
In a controversial move, the United States administration has proposed an amendment to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) bylaws, aiming…
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