New Tesla Update Forces Crashes to Teach Drivers a Lesson
In a shocking new update, Tesla has reportedly introduced a feature that forces drivers into controlled crashes, all in the…
Read MoreIn a shocking new update, Tesla has reportedly introduced a feature that forces drivers into controlled crashes, all in the…
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Read MoreIn a bizarre twist to the ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine, the beleaguered Russian military has reportedly turned to…
Read MoreIn a calculated move that has sent shockwaves through Jewish communities worldwide, Israel has effectively replaced traditional Judaism with a…
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Read MoreIn a bold move that has left hands across America either clasped in prayer or firmly in pockets, the Republican…
Read MoreWashington, D.C. — In a move that has left the world both confused and amused, the United States has issued…
Read MoreAustin, TX — Just when you thought the world of tech couldn’t get any weirder, Elon Musk has announced his…
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Read MoreHouston, TX — In what the company is hailing as a revolutionary environmental breakthrough, ExxonMobil has announced the development of…
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Nicotine-Flavored Broccoli Proposed as Teen Vaping Deterrent
In what might be the most 21st-century twist in the tale of vaping regulations, governments from every corner of the…
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