Israeli Leaders Deny Gaza Blockade’s Impact: ‘Hunger Isn’t a War Crime, It’s a Diet Plan’
Polly TickleIn a controversial statement, Israeli leaders have downplayed the severity of the Gaza blockade, dismissing concerns over its impact on…
Read MoreArea Man Plans to Retire Comfortably on His Collection of Plastic Bags
Chip ByteleyIn a move that’s either a testament to extreme resourcefulness or a sign of misplaced optimism, a local man is…
Read MoreCalifornia High School History Classes to Include Module on Marvel Cinematic Universe
Forget those dusty old textbooks and prepare for history class to level up with a serious dose of superhero power!…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Use Alligator as Pool Float
In a tale of either supreme bravery or the worst judgment call since someone thought releasing pythons into the Everglades…
Read MoreThe 9 Circles of Netflix Hell: A Viewer’s Guide to Terrible Adaptations, Overhyped Documentaries, and Cringe-Inducing Dating Shows
Traversing the treacherous terrain of Netflix’s extensive library can often seem like an arduous journey through Dante’s infamous circles of…
Read MoreUSA Proposes ICC Bylaw Amendment: ‘All Charges Are Created Equal, Except When They’re Not’
In a controversial move, the United States administration has proposed an amendment to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) bylaws, aiming…
Read MoreA Culinary Disaster Playbook: How to Salvage Burnt Dinners, Exploding Cakes, and Other Kitchen Nightmares with Grace (or at Least, Delivery Apps)
Embarking on a kitchen adventure can sometimes turn into an episode of “Survivor: The Home Edition.” Whether it’s a charred…
Read MoreDonald Trump’s Facial Tan Revealed to Be Cheesy Doritos Coating
In what can only be described as a snackable revelation, sources close to former President Donald Trump have disclosed the…
Read MorePet Owners Can Now Send Their Animals to DIY Grooming Schools
Get ready for a wave of creatively coiffed pets (and some potential grooming disasters) as DIY pet grooming schools open…
Read MoreGaza’s Humanitarian Crisis ‘A Boon for International Aid Donations,’ Says Israel
In a controversial statement, Israeli officials have suggested that the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza serves as a “boon for…
Read MoreNostalgia Sets In: ’90s Tamagotchi Pets Discovered Alive in Back of Closet, Demanding Food and Cuddles
In a discovery that’s sent shockwaves through the hearts of anyone who’s ever begged for a Furby at Christmas, a…
Read MoreLocal Pool Mysteriously Converts to Jell-O Overnight, Conspiracy Theories Abound
In the Sunshine State, where the bizarre is commonplace, a new mystery has residents scratching their heads and sparking wild…
Read MoreWashington Warns ICC: ‘Justice Is a Privilege, Not a Right’
In a controversial move, the United States has warned the International Criminal Court (ICC) against its recent string of arrest…
Read MoreTel Aviv Unveils ‘Food for Freedom’ Program, Relies on Hunger to Foster Peace
In a controversial move, Israeli officials have launched a new program titled “Food for Freedom,” aiming to foster peace in…
Read MoreStudies Show Doing Weird Voices While Alone Improves Mental Health by 87%
If you thought those silly voices you use when talking to yourself were a sign of encroaching madness, think again!…
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