USA Proposes ICC Bylaw Amendment: ‘All Charges Are Created Equal, Except When They’re Not’
Polly TickleIn a controversial move, the United States administration has proposed an amendment to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) bylaws, aiming…
Read MoreA Culinary Disaster Playbook: How to Salvage Burnt Dinners, Exploding Cakes, and Other Kitchen Nightmares with Grace (or at Least, Delivery Apps)
Chip ByteleyEmbarking on a kitchen adventure can sometimes turn into an episode of “Survivor: The Home Edition.” Whether it’s a charred…
Read MoreDonald Trump’s Facial Tan Revealed to Be Cheesy Doritos Coating
In what can only be described as a snackable revelation, sources close to former President Donald Trump have disclosed the…
Read MorePet Owners Can Now Send Their Animals to DIY Grooming Schools
Get ready for a wave of creatively coiffed pets (and some potential grooming disasters) as DIY pet grooming schools open…
Read MoreGaza’s Humanitarian Crisis ‘A Boon for International Aid Donations,’ Says Israel
In a controversial statement, Israeli officials have suggested that the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza serves as a “boon for…
Read MoreNostalgia Sets In: ’90s Tamagotchi Pets Discovered Alive in Back of Closet, Demanding Food and Cuddles
In a discovery that’s sent shockwaves through the hearts of anyone who’s ever begged for a Furby at Christmas, a…
Read MoreLocal Pool Mysteriously Converts to Jell-O Overnight, Conspiracy Theories Abound
In the Sunshine State, where the bizarre is commonplace, a new mystery has residents scratching their heads and sparking wild…
Read MoreWashington Warns ICC: ‘Justice Is a Privilege, Not a Right’
In a controversial move, the United States has warned the International Criminal Court (ICC) against its recent string of arrest…
Read MoreTel Aviv Unveils ‘Food for Freedom’ Program, Relies on Hunger to Foster Peace
In a controversial move, Israeli officials have launched a new program titled “Food for Freedom,” aiming to foster peace in…
Read MoreStudies Show Doing Weird Voices While Alone Improves Mental Health by 87%
If you thought those silly voices you use when talking to yourself were a sign of encroaching madness, think again!…
Read MoreICC Considers Adding White House to Arrest List Amid ‘Interference Inquiries’
The International Criminal Court (ICC) is reportedly weighing the inclusion of the White House on its list of potential investigations,…
Read MorePet Owner’s Survival Guide: Dealing with Furry Shenanigans, Questionable Fashion Choices for Your Dog, and Explaining Cat Memes to Your Parents
Navigating the quirky and often unpredictable world of pet ownership is no small feat. Whether you’re dealing with a scheming…
Read MoreLocal Government in Ireland Votes to Ban Snoring in Public Spaces
In a move that’s sure to stir restless nights (and mornings) across the country, the local government in a region…
Read MoreIsrael Proposes New Blockade Strategy: ‘Make Gaza an Island of Desperation’
In a controversial move, Israel has unveiled a new blockade strategy aimed at turning Gaza into an “island of desperation,”…
Read MoreTrump Lawyers Create Emoji-Based Explainers to Explain Contempt of Court
Get ready for the legal world to get a whole lot more expressive—and perhaps a bit more perplexing! In response…
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