Ice Cream Truck Music Now Considered Psychological Warfare, After HOA File Noise Complaints
Chip ByteleyThat sweet, tinkling melody meant to lure children (and nostalgic adults) to frozen, sugary delights has taken a sinister turn.…
Read MoreThe Travel Misadventure Handbook: Embracing Lost Luggage with a Sense of Humor (and Pepto-Bismol)
Welcome to the quintessential guide for those who travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape them.…
Read MoreHow to Win at Online Arguments: A Masterclass in Logical Fallacies, Selective Facts, and the Art of the All-Caps Comeback
Let’s face it, the internet is a battlefield. Facts are flung like flaming arrows, logic is a forgotten relic, and…
Read MoreStudy Finds Increasing Number of Babies Learn to Swipe Before They Crawl
In a revelation that would make even the most cheese-enthused Crustian blush, a new study suggests our precious little ones…
Read MoreUS National Parks to Install WiFi to Increase Nature Engagement
Get ready for a clash of the classics: the serenity of nature and the buzz of the internet are about…
Read MoreTeenagers Mysteriously Discover the Ability to Sleep Through ANY Level of Noise
In a development baffling parents, scientists, and sleep-deprived adults everywhere, teenagers across the globe have suddenly acquired the inexplicable ability…
Read MoreWork Emails to Auto-Delete if Not Read Within 24 Hours, Gmail Announces
Get ready for inbox mayhem, courtesy of Gmail! Their latest feature promises to revolutionize email as we know it –…
Read MoreStudy Finds People Who Insist on “No Spoilers” Are Most Likely to Accidentally Spoil Things for Others
In a twist of ironic fate, a new study has revealed a shocking truth: those who loudly demand protection from…
Read MoreNetanyahu Announces “New Security Threat”: Anyone Who Doesn’t Share His Latest Tweet
Polly TickleIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has declared a “new security threat” to the nation: anyone who fails to share his…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s New Strategy: If We’re Losing, It’s Because We Didn’t Enter Rafah
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s recent unveiling of a new approach to Israel’s security and military posture has not just made…
Read MoreResearchers Announce Breakthrough: Earth is Flat, But Only on Tuesdays
In a discovery that overturns centuries of physics and has cartographers desperately re-drawing their maps, a team of researchers has…
Read MoreHistory Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
In a clash of generational paradigms, a history class at has been embroiled in a fiery debate for weeks over…
Read MoreTop 10 Reasons Your Houseplant Hates You (And May Be Plotting a Slow, Leafy Revenge)
Think your fiddle leaf fig is just being dramatic when those leaves start drooping? Wrong. Those are silent screams of…
Read MoreFDA Approves First Ever Subscription-Based Food Pyramid
In a revolutionary move that has dietitians throwing their kale smoothies against the wall in frustration, the FDA has announced…
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Conspiracy Theories as a Hobby: How to Get Started
Ever get the feeling the world isn’t quite as it seems? That there are hidden forces pulling strings, orchestrating a…
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