New Canadian Safety Law Requires Pedestrians to Wear Helmets
In a bold move that has safety experts nodding in helmets of approval and fashionistas recoiling in horror, Canada has…
Read MoreIn a bold move that has safety experts nodding in helmets of approval and fashionistas recoiling in horror, Canada has…
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Read MoreIn an unprecedented twist that has both political analysts and satirists rubbing their hands with glee, early polls across the…
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Read MoreIn what appears to be a sudden outbreak of Selective Memory Syndrome (SMS), world powers have conveniently forgotten recent provocations…
Read MoreIn a groundbreaking move that’s set the international stage abuzz, NATO has reportedly ramped up its contributions to Ukraine, not…
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Read MoreIn today’s world, where stock market trends like Bitcoin and GameStop dominate conversations from water coolers to dinner tables, the…
Read MoreIn a stunning turn of events that surprised literally no one else, Bernard Finch, a man who frequently wears socks…
Read MoreThe United Nations has officially classified long corporate meetings as a new form of human torture. This declaration came after…
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Senate Introduces Bill to Make ‘Unfollowing’ Politicians on Social Media a Federal Offense
In a daring leap towards what can only be described as “compulsory digital loyalty,” the U.S. Senate has unveiled legislation…
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