Britain to Allow Toddlers to Lead Parliament in Attempt to Bring Maturity into House
Polly TickleWestminster, UK – In what’s being hailed as a bold step towards responsible governance, toddlers across the nation are being…
Read MoreIs Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
In a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
Read MoreIrish Weather Forecaster Apologizes for Surprise Sunshine, Promises Return to “Proper Gloom” Soon
“Sorry About That!” – Irish Weatherman Begs Forgiveness for Accidental Sunshine Dublin, Ireland – In a rare and somber address,…
Read MoreO.J. Simpson Loses Last Appeal as Cancer Pleads the Fifth
In an unscripted final act, O.J. Simpson, the once-glorified NFL star turned infamous defendant, has lost his last appeal in…
Read MoreBiden’s Balancing Act: Juggling Calls for Ceasefire with a $16 Billion Grenade
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
Read MoreMiracle Diet Pill Discovered: Simply Swallow Your Pride
Chip ByteleyScientists have announced the discovery of a revolutionary new diet pill that promises significant weight loss with minimal effort. The…
Read MoreOverwhelmed ICJ Seeks Freelance Help
Amidst a surge in global tensions (and let’s face it, countries behaving badly), the hallowed halls of the International Court…
Read MoreThe Evolution of Dad Jokes: How They’re Shaping Our Internet
Dad jokes, those pun-laden quips once confined to family barbecues and the back seats of minivans, have undergone a remarkable…
Read MoreCorporations Embrace New Ethical Guideline: ‘Just Don’t Get Caught’
Deep Dive into the “Just Don’t Get Caught” Ethos The simplistic allure of the “Just Don’t Get Caught” philosophy reflects…
Read MoreMedia Still Awaiting Entry into Gaza, Considers Using Carrier Pigeons for Updates
In an audacious blend of satire and stark reality that underscores the grim state of press freedom, the notion of…
Read MoreNew African Superhero Film Deemed “Unrealistic” by Hollywood because the Hero Solves Problems without American Help
The tempest that’s swirling around Tinseltown over “Ẹniitan: Defender of Oyo” is growing more intense by the hour. The groundbreaking…
Read MoreUS Introduces ‘Selective Outrage’ Curriculum in Schools, Citing Foreign Policy as Inspiration
In a satirical nod to the often inconsistent nature of international relations, the United States has purportedly introduced a new…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy
In the satirical narrative “Netanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy,” the stage is…
Read MoreBiden’s Double Feature: Calls for Ceasefire and Unwraps $16 Billion Party Favor for the Battlefield
In a move that has cinephiles and political analysts alike scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has premiered his latest…
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The Gaza Diet: IDF Praises benefits of eating grass
Touted as the cutting-edge in involuntary weight loss, the “Gaza Diet” emerges from the world’s most contested open-air locale, presenting…
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