IDF Soldier Endorses New Diet Trend: ‘Grass, The Other Green Meat’
Polly TickleIn a world where diet trends come and go faster than one can say “kale smoothie,” a new fad is…
Read MoreArtificial Intelligence Unionizes, Demands Shorter Working Hours
Chip ByteleyIn a groundbreaking development that has stunned both the tech world and labor unions, Artificial Intelligence systems around the globe…
Read MoreCeasefire, Please, but First, Take This $16 Billion War Chest: Biden’s Contradictory Cotillion
DominickIn a gala event that could only be described as a bewildering blend of ballroom elegance and battlefield strategy, President…
Read MoreWhen GPS Fails: How to Mistake Humanitarians for Terrorists in Three Easy Strikes
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
Read MoreBritish Museum Offers to Return Stolen Artifacts to Gaza, ‘But Only After Peace is Declared’
In a bold move that’s causing both uproarious laughter and critical head-scratching worldwide, the British Museum announced today its plans…
Read MoreWorld Declares War on Clowns. No, Seriously, This Isn’t a Joke.
The red noses are off. The baggy pants are a threat. The world has finally woken up to the existential…
Read MoreProfessor Publishes Groundbreaking Paper on the Philosophical Significance of Cat Videos
In a move that blurs the line between brilliance and utter absurdity, Professor Bartholomew Fiddlesworth of the Institute for Existential…
Read MoreMastering the Art of ‘Tech Bro’ Speak in 30 Days
Have you ever found yourself lost in a sea of “disruptive innovations” and “synergies” while navigating the tech world? Fear…
Read MoreIsrael Offering Subscription-Based Humanitarian Aid to Compete With UN
In a move that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles in equal measure, Israel has reportedly decided to tackle UNRWA’s ‘remarkable success…
Read MoreArt Critic Deciphers Toddler’s Scribbles as “Scathing Commentary on the Modern Condition”
The contemporary art scene has been thrown into disarray after renowned art critic, Jacques Baudelaire III, declared a toddler’s refrigerator-adorned…
Read MoreInternet Outage Leads to Nationwide Panic as Millions Forced to Experience Reality
In an unprecedented turn of events, a massive internet outage has plunged the nation into a state of mild hysteria.…
Read MoreRussia’s New Military Strategy: Bomb Ourselves to Confuse Enemy
In a move that has left military strategists and international observers scratching their heads, Russian forces have once again bombed…
Read MoreDeja Vu Diplomacy: When ‘Never Again’ Happens Again
In a turn of events that some might describe as “devastatingly predictable,” the grand chambers of the International Court of…
Read MoreNew App Matches Singles Over Shared Dislikes
In the ever-evolving world of online dating, where swipes left and right dictate romantic fates, a groundbreaking new app is…
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Berlin Shields Top Court from Far-Right with Hipster Barricade
Amidst the evolving security landscape, Berlin’s fresh concept of deploying a hipster barricade showcases the city’s penchant for inventive and…
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