Economy So Bad, Wall Street Traders Now Accepting Monopoly Money
Polly TickleIn an absurd reflection of the current economic climate, Wall Street traders have been reportedly accepting Monopoly money in transactions,…
Read MoreSpain and Ireland, The Empathy Within the EU
In the intricate tapestry of geopolitics, where the threads of strategy often obscure the pressing needs of humanity, a retrospective…
Read MorePoliticians to Wear Sponsor Logos on Suits
In a bold move that’s turning heads in both the political and fashion worlds, lawmakers have announced a new initiative…
Read MoreBelgium’s ‘Build Back Better’ Initiative Faces Unexpected Renovation Courtesy of IDF
In an unforeseen twist of diplomatic irony, Belgium, known for its waffles, chocolate, and now, its moral high ground in…
Read MoreHistory Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
Chip ByteleyA 10th-grade history class has devolved into a chaotic battleground of existential questions and generational warfare. An assignment on the…
Read MoreApple Vision Pro Headset: Revolutionizing Procrastination
Two months ago, in an audacious move that sought to redefine the concept of work-life equilibrium, Apple unveiled the Vision…
Read MoreHouthis Offer ‘Missile-Targeting Satisfaction Survey’
In a twist that combines modern customer service tactics with unconventional warfare, the Houthi rebels have taken a page out…
Read MoreAcademia’s Fake-Paper Problem Solved with Introduction of ‘Fiction’ Section in Journals
In an innovative response to the growing issue of fake papers in academia, leading academic journals have introduced a new…
Read MoreStudy Finds Urban Youth Most Isolated in Cities, Prefers Talking to Buildings
In an ironic twist to the bustling life of big cities, a recent study has found that urban youth feel…
Read MoreIsraeli Forces Mull Over Ceasefire with Proposed Peace Café in Gaza
In a development that’s more espresso shot than gunshot, Israeli forces, amidst ongoing tensions in Gaza, are reportedly pondering over…
Read MoreHoly Sauce! Vatican Considers Canonization of Cheesus Crust, Patron Saint of Pizza
The aroma of simmering marinara and rising dough fills the hallowed halls of the Vatican of Pizza, as a weighty…
Read MoreJesus or Chocolate? Theologians Debate True Meaning of Easter Amidst Candy Coma Epidemic
Sugar vs. Salvation: Theologians Debate the True Meaning of Easter as Candy Coma Cases Rise As Easter baskets overflow with…
Read MoreStarbucks Introduces Conflict-Resolution Lattes Amid Boycott Buzz
In a bold and somewhat unconventional strategy, Starbucks has responded to the escalating wave of boycotts with the unveiling of…
Read MoreIDF Leader’s Controversial Claim: “Grass is a Complete Daily Meal”
In a statement that has sparked outrage and disbelief, a leader within the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has been quoted…
Read More
Millennials’ Retirement Rude Awakening: “Renting Forever” Not a Plan
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through avocado toast enthusiasts nationwide, the millennial generation has been hit with the…
Read More