Italy’s Migrant Detention Centers To Be Transformed Into Spas
Polly TickleIn a stunning and apparently ludicrous move that has raised skeptical eyebrows and spa robes throughout the world, the Italian…
Read MoreGrammar Police Announce New Task Force to Tackle the Misuse of Literally; Literally Everyone Worried
Chip ByteleyA ripple of dread has spread through the English-speaking world as the Grammar Police announced the formation of the “Special…
Read MoreA Sweet Dystopia: Lindt’s Easter Egg Apocalypse
Lindt, the vanguard of velvety chocolate indulgences, has issued a stark warning ahead of Easter: the bunnies might not make…
Read MoreUkraine Decorates Russian Oilfields with Decorative Drones
In what might be the most unexpected philanthropic move of the century, the Ukrainian Army has announced a groundbreaking initiative…
Read MoreThe Great Debate: Toppings or No Toppings? Yeaster Schism Divides the Church of Crustianity
Holy Pizza Wars! Yeaster Schism Threatens to Tear Church of Crustianity Apart A theological earthquake is rocking the Church of…
Read MoreEast Palestine Mayor Considers City Rename, ‘East Israel’ Seen As More Accurate
In a move that has sparked both controversy and curiosity, the Mayor of East Palestine, Ohio, is reportedly considering a…
Read MoreSunak’s Donor Drama: PM Proposes Donating £10M to ‘Racism Reversal Fund’
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has unveiled a bold, albeit bewildering, initiative: the donation of £10 million to what he…
Read MoreUSA Set To Build And Destroy Aid Port In Gaza?
In a bold move that experts are calling a blend of humanitarian effort and an economic stimulus package for the…
Read More‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ Campaign Surprisingly Effective
In a move hailed as an environmental masterstroke, the ‘Save Water: Drink Wine’ campaign has swept the nation, proving that…
Read MoreLove on the Rocks? Not Anymore! Scientists Discover the Key to Marital Bliss is Passive-Aggression
In a groundbreaking study that challenges traditional notions of romance, researchers at the University of Not-So-Newlywed have discovered a surprising…
Read MoreRamadan Midnight Snack Trends: Sleepwalkers Lead Charge to Refrigerator
As Ramadan progresses, the battle against hunger pangs during pre-dawn hours reaches new heights. This year, however, a peculiar trend…
Read MoreHistorians Debate Whether St. Patrick Was Actually the Patron Saint of Day Drinking
A fierce debate has erupted within historical circles, challenging the traditional depiction of St. Patrick and suggesting the beloved saint…
Read MoreIrish Historian Discovers Evidence That the Pyramids Were Built by Spud Farmers on Holiday
CAIRO – A startling new discovery by Dr. Seamus O’Toole, an eccentric historian at Queen’s University Belfast, is poised to…
Read MoreSuhoor Cooking Show Ratings Plummet: Viewers Too Sleepy to Follow Recipes
It seems even the most enticing culinary creations can’t overcome the overwhelming sleepiness that accompanies the Ramadan pre-dawn hours. Suhoor…
Read MoreMiddle East Peace Process Talks Stall as Negotiators Argue Over Hummus Recipe Authenticity
Hummus-Fueled Fury: Middle East Peace Talks Crumble Amidst Recipe Debate JERUSALEM – A promising round of Middle East peace talks…
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