Congress to Vote on Declaring the “Chicken Dance” a National Security Threat
Polly TickleIn a move that has ruffled feathers across the nation, Congress is set to vote on a resolution that would…
Read MoreAI-Generated Film Festival: Movies Made by Computers, for Computers
Chip ByteleyA new breed of cinema is emerging; the AI Film Festival stands as a testament to the creative potential of…
Read MorePrayer Mat Yoga: The Latest Wellness Trend This Ramadan
In a fusion that’s either divinely inspired or a marketing ploy destined for the wellness trend graveyard, behold: Prayer Mat…
Read MoreBreaking Fast with Superfoods: Avocado Dates Shake-Up Traditional Iftar
Move over, classic dates and water – get ready for a new-age Iftar trend as superfoods make their dramatic entrance…
Read MoreNCAA Bribery Scandel: “It Appears Some Players Received Ramen and Textbooks.”
The NCAA bribery scandals have taken a shocking turn, with new revelations that players received lavish compensation in the form…
Read MoreSiberian Bears Qualified to Vote in Russian Elections: ‘Paws for Democracy
Russian electoral officials have announced that, for the first time in history, Siberian bears will be allowed to participate in…
Read MoreRamadan Reality TV Show Canceled: Contestants Too Hangry to Participate After Day One
A groundbreaking Ramadan reality TV show has been unceremoniously canceled after just one miserable day of filming. The concept, which…
Read MoreWater Bottle Sales Surge: ‘Hydrate Like It’s Your Job’ Becomes Ramadan Mantra
In a twist even the most seasoned economists couldn’t have predicted, the holy month of Ramadan has triggered an unprecedented…
Read MoreFind My Iftar’ App Goes Viral: Locates Nearest Open Buffet in Seconds
Instead of the frantic pre-sunset rush that often characterized Ramadan eves, a sense of calm has fallen upon hungry Muslims…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Pay Taxes with Alligator
In a move that solidifies Florida’s reputation as the epicenter of the bizarre, a resourceful Sunshine State resident attempted to…
Read MoreLocal Goose Gang Terrorizes Bakery, Demands Daily Offering of Croissants
A gaggle of geese has descended upon Gcase Bakkery, striking fear (and a strange sense of amusement) into the hearts…
Read MoreSleepy Iranian Town Mistakes Suhoor Alarm for Alien Invasion
UFO Panic Hits Iran: Rogue Alarm Clock Sparks Pre-Dawn Chaos In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and…
Read MoreMan Discovers Family Heirloom: Slightly Moldy Crumpet From Queen Victoria’s Era
A routine attic cleaning turned into a historical revelation for local man Horace Piddleworth when he stumbled upon what appears…
Read MoreMegachurch Installs “Express Lane” for Donations, Godliness Now Available with Upgrade
In a move that blurs the line between salvation and a theme park ride, a prominent megachurch has announced the…
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British Parliament Debates: Should Tea Breaks Be Extended to Discuss the Weather More Effectively?
In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the intricate dance of British bureaucracy, the Parliament erupted in…
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