Water Bottle Sales Surge: ‘Hydrate Like It’s Your Job’ Becomes Ramadan Mantra
Chip ByteleyIn a twist even the most seasoned economists couldn’t have predicted, the holy month of Ramadan has triggered an unprecedented…
Read MoreFind My Iftar’ App Goes Viral: Locates Nearest Open Buffet in Seconds
Instead of the frantic pre-sunset rush that often characterized Ramadan eves, a sense of calm has fallen upon hungry Muslims…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Pay Taxes with Alligator
In a move that solidifies Florida’s reputation as the epicenter of the bizarre, a resourceful Sunshine State resident attempted to…
Read MoreLocal Goose Gang Terrorizes Bakery, Demands Daily Offering of Croissants
A gaggle of geese has descended upon Gcase Bakkery, striking fear (and a strange sense of amusement) into the hearts…
Read MoreSleepy Iranian Town Mistakes Suhoor Alarm for Alien Invasion
Polly TickleUFO Panic Hits Iran: Rogue Alarm Clock Sparks Pre-Dawn Chaos In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and…
Read MoreMan Discovers Family Heirloom: Slightly Moldy Crumpet From Queen Victoria’s Era
A routine attic cleaning turned into a historical revelation for local man Horace Piddleworth when he stumbled upon what appears…
Read MoreMegachurch Installs “Express Lane” for Donations, Godliness Now Available with Upgrade
In a move that blurs the line between salvation and a theme park ride, a prominent megachurch has announced the…
Read MoreTech Companies to Introduce ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App for Disaster Response
In a move that can only be described as peak Silicon Valley cynicism, tech giants have unveiled a groundbreaking new…
Read MoreNew Study Finds: Pub Regulars May Live Longer Thanks to Daily Dose of Sarcasm
In a discovery that will surely raise pints of celebration across the land, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a…
Read MoreMeghan Markle’s Avocado Toast Causes Global Butter Shortage, Sparks Royal Feud
Hold the Avocado! Meghan Sparks Royal Rift and Global Crisis with Toast Obsession Buckingham Palace is in a state of…
Read MoreIDF Develops New Cyberweapon: Deploys Sarcastic Reddit Bots to Sow Confusion Among Enemies
In a groundbreaking development in the realm of cyber warfare, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) have unveiled their latest strategic…
Read MoreIrish Dance Competition Turns Vicious as Parents Dispute Authenticity of Each Other’s Spray Tans
What began as a celebration of intricate footwork and questionable fashion choices descended into chaos at the regional Irish Dance…
Read MoreAdulting School for Millennials: Mastering Life One Class at a Time
In an age where “adulting” can seem like a daunting task, a new institution is opening its doors to those…
Read MoreRed Planet Realty Rockets: Billionaires Buzz Over Martian Lakefront Properties
In a development that’s literally out of this world, the recent confirmation of a Martian lake has ignited an intergalactic…
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British Parliament Debates: Should Tea Breaks Be Extended to Discuss the Weather More Effectively?
In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the intricate dance of British bureaucracy, the Parliament erupted in…
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