Tech Companies to Introduce ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App for Disaster Response
In a move that can only be described as peak Silicon Valley cynicism, tech giants have unveiled a groundbreaking new…
Read MoreIn a move that can only be described as peak Silicon Valley cynicism, tech giants have unveiled a groundbreaking new…
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Read MoreIn an event that’s already becoming fodder for late-night talk shows and social media memes, President Joe Biden experienced a…
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Read MoreIn a groundbreaking discovery that has left historians and political analysts scratching their heads, a team of archaeologists in Gaza…
Read MoreIn an astonishing twist to the age-old tale of election meddling, Artificial Intelligences across the globe have received a software…
Read MoreSelf-proclaimed money guru Harold “Buck” Buckley has admitted that his decades of advice on budgeting, saving, and investing are essentially…
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New Study Finds: Pub Regulars May Live Longer Thanks to Daily Dose of Sarcasm
In a discovery that will surely raise pints of celebration across the land, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a…
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