Government Announces New Tax on Conspiracy Theorists
Chip ByteleyThe Commission on Presidential Debates has announced that all future presidential debates will now feature live lie detector tests, a…
Read MoreScientists Scramble to Explain Why Mr. Beast Can’t be Cancelled
In the turbulent seas of internet stardom, where public figures are more disposable than single-use plastics, one man continues to…
Read MoreTrump to Identify as Black After Car Crash Interview
Polly TickleIn a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump has announced he will identify as Black following a car crash interview…
Read MoreWoman Accidentally Joins Zoom Book Club Meeting, Confuses Plot with Her Own Turbulent Love Life
Liv N. LargeSarah Thompson, a woman known for her perpetually scattered state, accidentally sparked a heated discussion on toxic relationships, complicated family…
Read MoreTrump Takes Up Meditation to Cope with Kamala-Induced Stress
In a surprising and somewhat comical twist, Donald Trump has reportedly turned to meditation to manage his growing anxiety over…
Read MoreFuture Olympians? USA Scouts School Therapy Sessions for Shooting Talent
In a move that’s as controversial as it is desperate, the United States Olympic Committee (USOC) has announced an unorthodox…
Read MoreThe USA Switches Sides in War on Terror, as Netanyahu Declared Terrorist
In a surprising twist that could have significant geopolitical ramifications, Pakistan has officially declared Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu a…
Read MoreGroundbreaking Peace Plan Involves Relocating Gaza Strip to Mars
In a bold and otherworldly proposal that has taken the international community by storm, a consortium of billionaires, space agencies,…
Read MoreIron Dome Takes Home Defense Too Literally, Strikes Israeli Cities
In a scenario that sounds more like a dark comedy than a military report, Israel’s Iron Dome defense system recently…
Read MoreSouth Korea Deadnamed at Olympic Games
In a move that left the world wondering if Olympic organizers were playing a cruel joke or simply geographically challenged,…
Read MoreTrump Seen Shopping for Shrapnel-proof Vests
In what can only be described as a bold, albeit peculiar, move, former President Donald Trump was recently spotted shopping…
Read MoreMusk Declares Twitter Revenue Loss an ‘Intentional Strategy to Promote Anti-Consumerism’
In a move that has left Wall Street analysts and Twitter users equally bewildered, Elon Musk announced that the platform’s…
Read MoreDutch Government Introduces Revolutionary Plan to Solve Housing Crisis by Redefining Cargo Bikes as Apartments
Amsterdam, Netherlands – In a move set to revolutionize urban living and possibly redefine the very concept of “home,” the…
Read MoreKamala Harris Aims to Overshadow Trump With WWE Debut
Vice President Kamala Harris has announced her intention to enter WWE, aiming to outshine former President Donald Trump’s infamous WWE…
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Governments Admit to Using Weather Machines to Increase Rainbows, Citing LGBTQ Rights
In a stunning revelation that has both dazzled and drenched the global population, governments worldwide have collectively admitted to the…
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