Did Trump’s “Shoot Pedophiles” Order Backfire Spectacularly?
Polly TickleIn an ironic and tragic twist, Donald Trump’s hardline stance on gun rights and vigilante justice has come back to…
Read MoreGod Ignores Pope’s Plea for Priests
In a desperate plea to the heavens, Pope Francis has urged religious orders to pray for new priests and nuns…
Read MoreGangs Of New York To Be Remade in Haiti
Chip ByteleyIn a bold move that has cinephiles raising their eyebrows and historians scratching their heads, Hollywood has announced its latest…
Read MoreTrump to Fans: ‘Get Over It’ Like It’s a School Shooting
In a bewildering display of insensitivity, Donald Trump brushed off the recent shooting at his Pennsylvania rally, telling fans to…
Read MoreNigel Farage Thanks Brexit for Euro Semi-Final Win
In a move that has left political analysts and football fans equally bemused, Nigel Farage has credited Brexit for England’s…
Read MoreDonald Trump: America’s First King?
In a surreal twist that feels ripped from the pages of a dystopian novel, former President Donald Trump’s potential return…
Read MoreUK Election Results: Starmer’s Labour Wins by Pretending to Care Just a Bit More
In a political landslide that would make even the most cynical voter’s head spin, Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour Party has…
Read More4th of July Travel Tips: How to Enjoy Fireworks While Avoiding Your Racist Uncle
Liv N. LargeAh, the 4th of July: a day to celebrate America’s independence with fireworks, barbecues, and the uncomfortable presence of that…
Read MoreMacron and Le Pen Compete to See Who Can Pretend to Care More About the Middle Class
In the grand theater of French politics, the second act of the parliamentary elections has turned into a riveting drama…
Read MoreIsrael Expands Safe Zones to Include Every Inch of Gaza, Nowhere Left to Bomb
In an unprecedented move that has left international observers baffled, Israel has redefined the concept of a “safe zone” by…
Read MoreSupreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
Read MoreShein Teams Up with ExxonMobil for New “Eco-Chic” Line of Clothing Dyed with Crude Oil
In a collaboration that can only be described as a match made in environmental hell, fast-fashion giant Shein has partnered…
Read MoreChina Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
In a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
Read MoreBenjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
In a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
Read MoreUS City Bans Bike Lanes Due to Anti-Segregation Laws
In a move that has left urban planners and cycling enthusiasts scratching their heads, the city of Birmingham, Alabama has…
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