Nigel Farage Thanks Brexit for Euro Semi-Final Win
Polly TickleIn a move that has left political analysts and football fans equally bemused, Nigel Farage has credited Brexit for England’s…
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In a surreal twist that feels ripped from the pages of a dystopian novel, former President Donald Trump’s potential return…
Read MoreUK Election Results: Starmer’s Labour Wins by Pretending to Care Just a Bit More
In a political landslide that would make even the most cynical voter’s head spin, Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour Party has…
Read More4th of July Travel Tips: How to Enjoy Fireworks While Avoiding Your Racist Uncle
Liv N. LargeAh, the 4th of July: a day to celebrate America’s independence with fireworks, barbecues, and the uncomfortable presence of that…
Read MoreMacron and Le Pen Compete to See Who Can Pretend to Care More About the Middle Class
In the grand theater of French politics, the second act of the parliamentary elections has turned into a riveting drama…
Read MoreIsrael Expands Safe Zones to Include Every Inch of Gaza, Nowhere Left to Bomb
In an unprecedented move that has left international observers baffled, Israel has redefined the concept of a “safe zone” by…
Read MoreSupreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
Read MoreShein Teams Up with ExxonMobil for New “Eco-Chic” Line of Clothing Dyed with Crude Oil
In a collaboration that can only be described as a match made in environmental hell, fast-fashion giant Shein has partnered…
Read MoreChina Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
Chip ByteleyIn a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
Read MoreBenjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
In a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
Read MoreUS City Bans Bike Lanes Due to Anti-Segregation Laws
In a move that has left urban planners and cycling enthusiasts scratching their heads, the city of Birmingham, Alabama has…
Read MoreColonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreLogan Paul Opens Wrestling School: Learn to Body Slam Like a Pro, Get Scammed Like an Amateur
Logan Paul, the controversial internet personality turned WWE wrestler, has announced his latest venture: Maverick Wrestling Academy. The online school…
Read MoreApple Doesn’t Want New iPhone Sold in the EU
In a surprising turn of events, Apple has decided to cancel the sales of its new iPhones in the European…
Read MoreElon Musk Outlines Plans to Solve World Hunger by Eating the Poor
In a shocking turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has unveiled a controversial new plan to tackle world hunger:…
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