Colonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
Polly TickleIn a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreLogan Paul Opens Wrestling School: Learn to Body Slam Like a Pro, Get Scammed Like an Amateur
Liv N. LargeLogan Paul, the controversial internet personality turned WWE wrestler, has announced his latest venture: Maverick Wrestling Academy. The online school…
Read MoreApple Doesn’t Want New iPhone Sold in the EU
Chip ByteleyIn a surprising turn of events, Apple has decided to cancel the sales of its new iPhones in the European…
Read MoreElon Musk Outlines Plans to Solve World Hunger by Eating the Poor
In a shocking turn of events, tech billionaire Elon Musk has unveiled a controversial new plan to tackle world hunger:…
Read MoreUN Turns to GoFundMe for Peacekeeping Missions with Adopt-a-Soldier Program
In an unprecedented move to address severe budget constraints, the United Nations has launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund its…
Read MoreNetflix Plans to Use AI to Inject Product Placement into Hollywood Classics
In a groundbreaking move that’s set to redefine the streaming experience, Netflix has announced plans to use advanced AI technology…
Read MoreBiden Considers Border Wall in Push to Swing Republican Voters
In a strategic shift aimed at appealing to Republican voters, President Joe Biden is reportedly considering the resumption of border…
Read MoreSaudi Women Permitted to Choose Color of Their Abayas in Latest Reform
In a move touted as progressive by the Saudi government, women in the Kingdom can now choose the color of…
Read MoreUvalde Report Reveals 376 Officers Misunderstood “Freeze” Command
In an astonishing revelation that has left many questioning the basic comprehension skills of law enforcement, a recent report on…
Read MoreMeta, Twitter Win Exclusive Rights to Promote Terrorism, Free Speech Considered More Important Than Safety
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has decided in favor of social media giants Meta (formerly Facebook) and Twitter,…
Read MoreDesperate for Distraction, Israel Eyes Lebanon After Gaza’s PR Disaster
In a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
Read MoreChris Evans Denies Signing Israeli Bomb, Suggests Next Autograph Will Be on a Tesla
In a whirlwind of controversy, Chris Evans, beloved for his portrayal of Captain America, found himself at the center of…
Read MoreBad Boys 4 Review: Will Smith and Martin Lawrence Try to Prove Cop Buddies Never Age
The dynamic duo of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence is back with Bad Boys 4, and it’s clear they’re on…
Read MoreSupreme Court to Decide If Pigs Have More Rights Than Women
Supreme Court to Decide If Pigs Have More Rights Than Women In an era of unprecedented legal decisions, the Supreme…
Read MoreKim Jong-un to Teach Putin How to Handle Sanctions with Style
In a move that has left the international community both bewildered and amused, Russian President Vladimir Putin is set to…
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