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Police Urge Citizens to Defend Themselves as Calling 911 Now Considered a High-Risk Activity

Polly Tickle Jul 23, 2024

In a surprising and unsettling development, police departments nationwide have started advising citizens to think twice before calling 911, citing…

Politics

World Leaders Redefine ‘Self-Defense’ to Exclude Certain Countries on the Map

Polly Tickle Apr 16, 2024

In a stunning revision of geography and international law, world leaders convened this week to redraw the boundaries of where…

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Global Leaders Agree: ‘Only Some Countries Get the Self-Defense Card’

Polly Tickle Apr 14, 2024

In a stunning but unsurprising revelation, the international community has updated its unwritten rulebook, clearly delineating that the ‘self-defense’ argument…

Police Urge Citizens to Defend Themselves as Calling 911 Now Considered a High-Risk Activity

World Leaders Redefine ‘Self-Defense’ to Exclude Certain Countries on the Map

Global Leaders Agree: ‘Only Some Countries Get the Self-Defense Card’

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