Elon Musk Reveals Plans to Host Cabaret Show on X
Chip ByteleyAustin, TX — Just when you thought the world of tech couldn’t get any weirder, Elon Musk has announced his…
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Elon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, has dropped a bombshell about his latest rebranding effort: Twitter’s transformation…
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In the turbulent seas of internet stardom, where public figures are more disposable than single-use plastics, one man continues to…
Read MoreWoman’s Yoga Journey for Inner Peace Ends in Road Rage Arrest
Liv N. LargeA Journey to Inner Peace Takes an Unexpected Detour In a bizarre twist of fate, Amanda Tranquil, a local yoga…
Read MoreMeta, Twitter Win Exclusive Rights to Promote Terrorism, Free Speech Considered More Important Than Safety
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has decided in favor of social media giants Meta (formerly Facebook) and Twitter,…
Read MoreKentucky Hiking Trails Now Rated by Instagram Photo Opportunity Potential
Hikers in Kentucky, grab your smartphones and prepare for a dramatic shift in trail selection! Scenic vistas and challenging terrain…
Read MoreStudy Finds Increasing Number of Babies Learn to Swipe Before They Crawl
In a revelation that would make even the most cheese-enthused Crustian blush, a new study suggests our precious little ones…
Read MoreHistory Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
In a clash of generational paradigms, a history class at has been embroiled in a fiery debate for weeks over…
Read MoreTikTok To Alert Users When They’ve Been Offline for More Than an Hour
In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with fostering addiction and everything to do with genuine care for…
Read MoreSenate Introduces Bill to Make ‘Unfollowing’ Politicians on Social Media a Federal Offense
In a daring leap towards what can only be described as “compulsory digital loyalty,” the U.S. Senate has unveiled legislation…
Read MoreVoting to be available via TikTok Polls in Bold Move to Increase Youth Turnout
Polly TickleIn a bid to make democracy more “lit” and significantly boost youth voter turnout, authorities have announced a revolutionary new…
Read MoreThe Evolution of Dad Jokes: How They’re Shaping Our Internet
Dad jokes, those pun-laden quips once confined to family barbecues and the back seats of minivans, have undergone a remarkable…
Read MoreIDF Develops New Cyberweapon: Deploys Sarcastic Reddit Bots to Sow Confusion Among Enemies
In a groundbreaking development in the realm of cyber warfare, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) have unveiled their latest strategic…
Read More‘Fasting Influencers’ Take Over Social Media: Sponsored Suhoor Smoothies Anyone?
“Hangry? Try This $30 Protein Shake!” Fasting Influencers Colonize Social Feeds Just when you thought the social media wellness sphere…
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Study Finds 90% of Online Arguments Solved by Agreeing to Disagree
In a revelation that could revolutionize keyboard warfare as we know it, a recent study conducted by the Institute of…
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