Athletes Complain Paris Air Quality Worse Than Doping Side Effects
Liv N. LargeIn a surprising turn of events, athletes competing in the upcoming Paris Olympics have voiced their concerns about the city’s…
Read MoreSouth Korea Deadnamed at Olympic Games
In a move that left the world wondering if Olympic organizers were playing a cruel joke or simply geographically challenged,…
Read More“Oh, Great”: Sarcasm to Debut as Olympic Sport in 2024, IOC Confirms
Chip ByteleyThe International Olympic Committee (IOC) has officially announced the inclusion of Sarcasm as a competitive sport in the 2024 Olympics.…
Read MorePGA Introduces New “Whine Meter” to Gauge Fan Tolerance During Rain Delays
In a move that can only be described as a direct response to every golf fan’s irritated mutterings, the PGA…
Read MoreFIFA To Add Therapist to Referee Roster?
In a move that underscores just how emotionally turbulent the world’s most popular sport can be, FIFA has announced a…
Read MoreBoston Marathon Runners Now Required to Carry Sponsors on Their Backs for the Entire Race
The Boston Marathon, traditionally a test of human endurance and willpower, has jettisoned its esteemed history for a model that’s…
Read MoreNCAA Bribery Scandel: “It Appears Some Players Received Ramen and Textbooks.”
The NCAA bribery scandals have taken a shocking turn, with new revelations that players received lavish compensation in the form…
Read MoreSix Nations: Seeking Volunteers to Explain the Rules to Americans
American Newbies Watch, But Who Can Explain the Rules? The annual Six Nations rugby tournament is upon us, and the…
Read MoreTennis Players Uses Frying Pan When Racket Breaks
In a display of either sheer genius or unhinged brilliance (and possibly a severe lack of sportsmanship), top-seeded tennis player…
Read MoreFormula 1 Teams Consider Racing on Magic Carpets for Improved Aerodynamics
In a move that’s either inspired, completely insane, or perhaps both, Formula 1 teams are investigating a radical new approach…
Read MoreDartmouth Hoops Squad Forms Union, Requests Salaries in Pizza Slices and Unlimited Coffee Passes
The Dartmouth Big Green basketball team has officially formed a union. Citing exploitative practices, unreasonable hours, and a concerning lack…
Read MoreFormula 1 Drivers to Wear Capes: Because Speed Needs More Drama
In a move hailed as equal parts bold fashion statement and “did they really just do that?”, Formula 1 drivers…
Read MorePistons Defy Odds: A Dreamlike Victory Over Kings Stuns Fans
In a turn of events that has left sports enthusiasts in a bewildered state of joy and disbelief, the Detroit…
Read MoreQatar’s Triumph Over Iran: A Testament to Nerves of Steel in Soccer
In a display that had soccer aficionados around the globe on the edge of their seats, Qatar’s national team clinched…
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