The Weather Channel App to Start Offering Relationship Forecasts
Chip ByteleyMove over five-day forecasts and radar maps, The Weather Channel App is about to delve into a whole new realm…
Read MoreSocial Media Influencers to Be Granted Diplomatic Immunity in Switzerland
Polly TickleIn a move that blurs the lines between online clout and political power, Switzerland, known for its neutrality and fondness…
Read MorePhD Required to Operate New Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machines, Says Manufacture
Forget a simple instruction manual—McDonald’s infamous ice cream machines are about to become significantly less approachable. The manufacturer, in a…
Read MoreTikTok Eyes Divine Intervention to Dodge U.S. Legal Hellfire
In an unexpected move that has shaken the pillars of both Silicon Valley and St. Peter’s Basilica, TikTok has announced…
Read MoreGym Membership Now Required to Maintain Instagram Account
Get ready for a social media showdown at your local gym! In a legislative move that’s either a stroke of…
Read MoreSoftware Update Allows Samsung Smart Fridges to Feel Lonely
In what might seem like a scene from a futuristic sci-fi flick, Samsung smart fridges are set to tap into…
Read MoreApple Vision Pro App Turns Political Debates into Mute Pantomimes
In a groundbreaking update that’s sending waves through both tech and political circles, Apple’s latest Vision Pro app feature has…
Read MoreHow to Win at Online Arguments: A Masterclass in Logical Fallacies, Selective Facts, and the Art of the All-Caps Comeback
Let’s face it, the internet is a battlefield. Facts are flung like flaming arrows, logic is a forgotten relic, and…
Read MoreStudy Finds Increasing Number of Babies Learn to Swipe Before They Crawl
In a revelation that would make even the most cheese-enthused Crustian blush, a new study suggests our precious little ones…
Read MoreWork Emails to Auto-Delete if Not Read Within 24 Hours, Gmail Announces
Get ready for inbox mayhem, courtesy of Gmail! Their latest feature promises to revolutionize email as we know it –…
Read MoreHistory Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
In a clash of generational paradigms, a history class at has been embroiled in a fiery debate for weeks over…
Read MoreTikTok To Alert Users When They’ve Been Offline for More Than an Hour
In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with fostering addiction and everything to do with genuine care for…
Read MoreResearchers Discover That Cats Can See WiFi Signals
In a stunning revelation that’s sending shockwaves through both the tech and pet communities, researchers at the University of Silicon…
Read MoreArtificial Intelligence Unionizes, Demands Shorter Working Hours
In a groundbreaking development that has stunned both the tech world and labor unions, Artificial Intelligence systems around the globe…
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Mastering the Art of ‘Tech Bro’ Speak in 30 Days
Have you ever found yourself lost in a sea of “disruptive innovations” and “synergies” while navigating the tech world? Fear…
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