Internet Outage Leads to Nationwide Panic as Millions Forced to Experience Reality
Chip ByteleyIn an unprecedented turn of events, a massive internet outage has plunged the nation into a state of mild hysteria.…
Read MoreNew App Matches Singles Over Shared Dislikes
In the ever-evolving world of online dating, where swipes left and right dictate romantic fates, a groundbreaking new app is…
Read MoreFind My Iftar’ App Goes Viral: Locates Nearest Open Buffet in Seconds
Instead of the frantic pre-sunset rush that often characterized Ramadan eves, a sense of calm has fallen upon hungry Muslims…
Read MoreTech Companies to Introduce ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ App for Disaster Response
Polly TickleIn a move that can only be described as peak Silicon Valley cynicism, tech giants have unveiled a groundbreaking new…
Read MoreIDF Develops New Cyberweapon: Deploys Sarcastic Reddit Bots to Sow Confusion Among Enemies
In a groundbreaking development in the realm of cyber warfare, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) have unveiled their latest strategic…
Read MorePAX East Unveils ‘Survival Mode’ Entrance: Only Those Who Can Craft a Ticket from Raw Materials Get In
BOSTON, MA – In a move that has simultaneously shocked and delighted hardcore gamers, PAX East has just announced a…
Read MorePAX East to Feature Live NPC Training Seminar: How to Repeat Yourself Without Going Insane
Get ready to level up your NPC skills! PAX East, the renowned gaming convention, is venturing into uncharted territory with…
Read MoreWorld’s First Underwater Internet Cafe Opens, Promises Truly ‘Deep Web’ Experience
Forget crowded coffee shops with spotty Wi-Fi; ocean enthusiasts now have the ultimate distraction-free workspace. Nestled amongst the coral reefs…
Read MoreFasting Fitness Tracker Released: Vibrates If You Reach for Snacks Pre-Iftar
In a fusion of modern technology and traditional religious observance, tech giant InnoTrack has released a groundbreaking new fitness wearable…
Read MoreNew App Promises to Find the Trendiest Brunch Spot Before Anyone Else Knows It Exists
Tired of endlessly scrolling through brunch photos on social media, only to arrive at overcrowded hotspots with hour-long waits for…
Read MoreGenerative AI Creates Game on Spot: Developers Concerned About Job Security and Inconsistencies in Plot
The world of game development is facing a seismic shift as generative AI tools become increasingly sophisticated. While some see…
Read More‘Path Tracing the Buffet Line’: GDC to Use Latest Ray Tracing Tech to Optimize Lunch Queues
In a move that’s simultaneously baffling and oddly inspired, the organizers of the prestigious Game Developers Conference (GDC) have announced…
Read MoreYour Ramadan Sleeping Habits Just Got an Upgrade: “Fasting Friendly” Alarm Clock Promises Uninterrupted Slumber
In a move that blends spiritual mindfulness with cutting-edge laziness technology, a new tech company is causing a stir with…
Read MoreTech Company Celebrates International Women’s Day by Developing App That Detects Workplace Sexism with 50% Accuracy
In a move heralded as either “sorta progressive?” or “deeply misguided,” tech startup InnoBros Inc. celebrated International Women’s Day by…
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Mastering the Art of ‘Tech Bro’ Speak in 30 Days
Have you ever found yourself lost in a sea of “disruptive innovations” and “synergies” while navigating the tech world? Fear…
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