TikTok Eyes Divine Intervention to Dodge U.S. Legal Hellfire
Chip ByteleyIn an unexpected move that has shaken the pillars of both Silicon Valley and St. Peter’s Basilica, TikTok has announced…
Read MoreFrench Retirement Homes to Add TikTok Choreography to Activity Schedules
Get ready for the most unexpected cultural fusion since baguettes met sriracha. French retirement homes are set to ditch the…
Read MoreLocal Dad Loses Backyard Grill Dominance to Teen Mastering Viral TikTok Recipes
In a stunning upset shaking suburban barbecues to their stainless steel core, a classic backyard power struggle has taken a…
Read MoreHistory Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
In a clash of generational paradigms, a history class at has been embroiled in a fiery debate for weeks over…
Read MoreTikTok To Alert Users When They’ve Been Offline for More Than an Hour
In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with fostering addiction and everything to do with genuine care for…
Read MoreHistory Class Debate Over Whether TikTok Counts as a Primary Source Rages for Weeks
A 10th-grade history class has devolved into a chaotic battleground of existential questions and generational warfare. An assignment on the…
Read MoreCongress to Vote on Declaring the “Chicken Dance” a National Security Threat
Polly TickleIn a move that has ruffled feathers across the nation, Congress is set to vote on a resolution that would…
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Voting to be available via TikTok Polls in Bold Move to Increase Youth Turnout
In a bid to make democracy more “lit” and significantly boost youth voter turnout, authorities have announced a revolutionary new…
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