New Dutch Government to Ban Fish & Chips In New Push Against English Tourists
Polly TickleThe new Dutch government has announced a groundbreaking decision that is making waves across Europe. In an unprecedented move, they…
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Chip ByteleyIn a development that rivals Spider-Man’s spidey-sense, jaded New Yorkers have apparently developed a new superpower: the uncanny ability to…
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