UN Unveils ‘Peace Through Pizza’ Program in Desperate Attempt to Recover World Peace
Polly TickleIn a world increasingly beset by conflict and division, the United Nations has launched an unconventional and savory new initiative:…
Read MoreUN Turns to GoFundMe for Peacekeeping Missions with Adopt-a-Soldier Program
In an unprecedented move to address severe budget constraints, the United Nations has launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund its…
Read MoreU.N. Calls for Ceasefire in Gaza Deemed ‘Blatant Antisemitism’ by Israeli Officials
In a dramatic twist of international diplomacy, the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) has issued a strong call for an…
Read MoreAfter 60 Years of Debate, UN Decides to Decide If Palestine Exists, Eventually
In what many are calling a “historic maybe,” the United Nations General Assembly has overwhelmingly voted that Palestine just might…
Read MoreNetanyahu and Co. Might Be Safe from ICC for Now, Thanks to Washington’s Intervention
In an unprecedented display of geopolitical maneuvering, the United States administration has launched what insiders are calling “Operation Justice Jam,”…
Read MoreCorporate Meeting Declared New Form of Human Torture by UN
The United Nations has officially classified long corporate meetings as a new form of human torture. This declaration came after…
Read MoreOverwhelmed ICJ Seeks Freelance Help
Amidst a surge in global tensions (and let’s face it, countries behaving badly), the hallowed halls of the International Court…
Read MoreIsrael Offering Subscription-Based Humanitarian Aid to Compete With UN
DominickIn a move that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles in equal measure, Israel has reportedly decided to tackle UNRWA’s ‘remarkable success…
Read MoreArchaeologists Discover Ancient Ruins of International Law in Gaza, UN Claims They’re Just Modern Art
In a groundbreaking discovery that has left historians and political analysts scratching their heads, a team of archaeologists in Gaza…
Read MoreRussian Ambassador Too Much Innocent Death In Gaza, Even For Us
In a world where diplomatic subtleties are often lost in translation, the Russian Ambassador’s latest statement has sent shockwaves through…
Read MoreFor International Women’s Day, World Leaders Agree to Swap Roles with Women, Anticipate Global Improvement by Noon
for International Women’s Day world leaders have unanimously agreed to step aside and let women run the show. Expectations are…
Read MoreUS Veto on Gaza Ceasefire Resolution: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Hypocrisy
The United States recently exercised its veto power at the United Nations Security Council, blocking a resolution that called for…
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