Kentucky Hiking Trails Now Rated by Instagram Photo Opportunity Potential
Chip ByteleyHikers in Kentucky, grab your smartphones and prepare for a dramatic shift in trail selection! Scenic vistas and challenging terrain…
Read MoreNYC Bookstores to Charge Cover Fee to Account for ‘Just Browsing’
In a move that’s sent shockwaves through the tight-knit literary community, several New York City bookstores are experimenting with a…
Read MoreIce Cream Truck Music Now Considered Psychological Warfare, After HOA File Noise Complaints
That sweet, tinkling melody meant to lure children (and nostalgic adults) to frozen, sugary delights has taken a sinister turn.…
Read MoreUS National Parks to Install WiFi to Increase Nature Engagement
Get ready for a clash of the classics: the serenity of nature and the buzz of the internet are about…
Read MoreNew Yorkers Develop Ability to Telepathically Sense Tourists, Science shows
In a development that rivals Spider-Man’s spidey-sense, jaded New Yorkers have apparently developed a new superpower: the uncanny ability to…
Read MoreWork Emails to Auto-Delete if Not Read Within 24 Hours, Gmail Announces
Get ready for inbox mayhem, courtesy of Gmail! Their latest feature promises to revolutionize email as we know it –…
Read MoreFDA Approves First Ever Subscription-Based Food Pyramid
Polly TickleIn a revolutionary move that has dietitians throwing their kale smoothies against the wall in frustration, the FDA has announced…
Read MoreGovernment Announces Plan to Convert National Debt into a Cryptocurrency: ‘DebtCoin’
In a move that has economists scratching their heads and tech bros cheering, the government has announced a radical plan…
Read MoreProsecutors Consider Using Reverse Psychology: ‘Please Don’t Confess, Mr. Trump’
In a novel approach that could only arise from the most surreal chapters of legal textbooks, prosecutors in the trial…
Read MoreFDA Approves Photosynthesis as Dietary Supplement
In a groundbreaking decision that’s got everyone from nutritionists to houseplants buzzing, the FDA has approved photosynthesis as an official…
Read MoreIn Effort to Reduce Commutes, Tesla Consider Moving Offices to Employee Living Rooms
In an unprecedented bid to annihilate the daily commute once and for all, Tesla has announced a groundbreaking new strategy:…
Read MoreResearchers Discover That Cats Can See WiFi Signals
In a stunning revelation that’s sending shockwaves through both the tech and pet communities, researchers at the University of Silicon…
Read MoreNew York City to Replace Streetlights with Bioluminescent Trees to Save on Electricity
In an eco-friendly yet possibly misguided effort to save on electricity, New York City has announced a groundbreaking plan to…
Read MoreNational Spelling Bee Adds Emojis to Official Dictionary
In a revolutionary twist that’s setting the internet abuzz, the venerable Scripps National Spelling Bee has announced the latest addition…
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New York Mayor Suggests Marathon Running as New Transport Network
From Traffic Jams to Running Clans – Extended Edition The recent announcement by the Mayor of New York City to…
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