Vatican to Consider Priests in Drag, in Push to Recover Community Trust
Polly TickleIn a desperate bid to rehabilitate its tarnished image, the Vatican is reportedly contemplating a radical initiative: allowing priests to…
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Chip ByteleyThe aroma of simmering marinara and rising dough fills the hallowed halls of the Vatican of Pizza, as a weighty…
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