Russia Applies to NATO for Defence Against Ukraine
Polly TickleRussia, a nation renowned for its military prowess and unparalleled ability to invade neighbors, has now found itself in a…
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In a move that has left the international community both bewildered and amused, Russian President Vladimir Putin is set to…
Read MoreTucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin’s Unexpected Sitcom Venture
The surprising revelation that Tucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin are set to co-star in a sitcom has flipped the media…
Read MoreSiberian Bears Qualified to Vote in Russian Elections: ‘Paws for Democracy
Russian electoral officials have announced that, for the first time in history, Siberian bears will be allowed to participate in…
Read MoreInternational Community Sends Putin Congratulations, Along with a Dictionary Definition of ‘Election
In an unprecedented display of global camaraderie—or perhaps, satire—the international community has come together to congratulate Vladimir Putin on his…
Read MoreRussia Introduces World’s First ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Election
In a bold move that has game theorists and political pundits alike scrambling for their textbooks, Russia has unveiled the…
Read MoreNavalny’s Final Curtain Call: Putin’s Acting Masterclass in ‘Grieving’
Alexei Navalny, Russia’s most tenacious critic of the Kremlin’s corruption, has mysteriously exited stage left, leaving behind a political theatre…
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