Desperate for Distraction, Israel Eyes Lebanon After Gaza’s PR Disaster
Polly TickleIn a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
Read MoreHundreds of Thousands of ‘Anti-Semitic’ Jewish People Protest War in Tel Aviv
In a remarkable and somewhat paradoxical turn of events, Tel Aviv has witnessed its largest anti-war demonstration to date, with…
Read MoreIran and Israel Commit to Peaceful Explosions in Joint Effort to Avoid Escalation
In an unprecedented move that has left the global stage both baffled and intrigued, officials from Iran and Israel have…
Read MoreUS Requests ‘Polite’ Missile Exchange Between Israel and Iran to Keep Things Civil
In a daring blend of diplomacy and daytime drama, the United States has reportedly asked Iran to entertain a ‘polite’…
Read MoreNetanyahu Refuses Early Election Calls, Says Only War Decides Leadership
In a bold move that has historians scrambling to check if Sparta has somehow taken over modern democracy, Prime Minister…
Read MoreIran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
In the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree: ‘Only Some Countries Get the Self-Defense Card’
In a stunning but unsurprising revelation, the international community has updated its unwritten rulebook, clearly delineating that the ‘self-defense’ argument…
Read MoreCeasefire, Please, but First, Take This $16 Billion War Chest: Biden’s Contradictory Cotillion
DominickIn a gala event that could only be described as a bewildering blend of ballroom elegance and battlefield strategy, President…
Read MoreWorld Declares War on Clowns. No, Seriously, This Isn’t a Joke.
The red noses are off. The baggy pants are a threat. The world has finally woken up to the existential…
Read MoreEurope’s Newest Import: The Full-Scale War Experience
Europe, the land of charming cobblestone streets, fine wines, and centuries-old cathedrals, has always been a top travel destination. But…
Read MoreRussian Ambassador Too Much Innocent Death In Gaza, Even For Us
In a world where diplomatic subtleties are often lost in translation, the Russian Ambassador’s latest statement has sent shockwaves through…
Read MoreMachine Gun Journalism: The New Frontier of War Reporting
In a world where danger zones seem to be multiplying faster than clickbait headlines, war journalism is entering a bold,…
Read MoreBelgorod Drone Incident: “It’s Just Aggressive Weather Balloons!”
The Kremlin has officially downgraded the recent incident over Belgorod, initially reported as a nefarious drone attack, to what is…
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