The Weather Channel App to Start Offering Relationship Forecasts
Chip ByteleyMove over five-day forecasts and radar maps, The Weather Channel App is about to delve into a whole new realm…
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Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Sue Hurricane, Demands “Change of Venue”
“Your Honor, This Storm is Ruining My Vibe!” Florida Man’s Landmark Case to Stop Hurricane MIAMI, FL – In a…
Read MoreBritish Parliament Debates: Should Tea Breaks Be Extended to Discuss the Weather More Effectively?
In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the intricate dance of British bureaucracy, the Parliament erupted in…
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Governments Admit to Using Weather Machines to Increase Rainbows, Citing LGBTQ Rights
In a stunning revelation that has both dazzled and drenched the global population, governments worldwide have collectively admitted to the…
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