The Sun Apologizes to Prince Harry, Promises to Invade His Privacy More Respectfully
Liv N. LargeIn a groundbreaking turn of events, British tabloid The Sun has issued a public apology to Prince Harry for invading…
Read MoreWorld Media Using Gaza Ceasefire to Hide West Bank Violence
Polly TickleAs the world celebrates the announcement of a tenuous ceasefire in Gaza, the media’s focus on this “historic agreement” has…
Read MoreTrump Pardons His Personal Militia Following Inauguration
In a move that shocked no one paying attention, President Donald Trump wasted no time following his inauguration to pardon…
Read MoreGod Confirms: “I’m Not Involved in Israel or Palestine”
In a rare public statement, God has officially distanced Himself from the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine, declaring that…
Read MoreIsrael Marks Ceasefire With Airstrike ‘Just to Set the Tone’
Just hours after a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas was officially declared, Israel reportedly launched an airstrike on Gaza,…
Read MoreICC Suddenly Remembers International Law Applies to Israel Too
In a groundbreaking move that shocked absolutely everyone, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued arrest warrants for Israeli Prime…
Read MoreSanta Cancels Operations in Middle East as IDF Fails to Promise Safe Passage
In an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
Read MoreSupreme Court Set to Approve Elon Musk’s Purchase of the Country
In a development that seems both inevitable and absurd, the Supreme Court is reportedly poised to approve Elon Musk’s audacious…
Read MoreWill Ginger Cows Repair Irish-Israeli Relations?
In a move that has left diplomats and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, Israel has announced that a herd…
Read MoreIsraeli HOA to Govern New Palestinian Leadership in Groundbreaking Initiative
Any newly-formed Palestinian leadership is expected to fall under the governance of an unlikely entity: an Israeli Homeowners’ Association (HOA).…
Read MoreHysterical Man Covered in Cheeto Dust Becomes President of the USA
In an unprecedented twist that left the nation both amused and bewildered, Donald J. Trump has been elected President of…
Read MoreLocal Teen’s Pregnancy Excuse Kick-starts New Religion
In a small town where nothing extraordinary ever happens, a local teen’s bizarre excuse for an unexpected pregnancy has ignited…
Read MoreMeta VR Headsets Have Hidden Lizard Mode for Mark Zuckerberg
DominickIn a revelation that’s sure to fuel countless conspiracy theories, reports have surfaced that Meta’s VR headsets come equipped with…
Read MoreElon Musk and Donald Trump to Escape to Mars if Kamala Wins
The 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to…
Read MoreUS Military Stocks Up on Sticks and Stones in Preparation for WW4
In an unprecedented move that has left military analysts scratching their heads, the United States Army has announced it is…
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