Internet Pop Ups Find New Life in Elon Musk’s Neuralink
Chip ByteleyIn an unexpected twist of technological evolution, the once dreaded internet pop-up ads have found a new arena: Elon Musk’s…
Read MoreIsraeli Tank Fires on Israeli Troops Dressed as Aid Workers
Polly TickleIn a troubling reflection of ongoing conflict complexities, reports have emerged of an Israeli tank that mistakenly fired upon its…
Read MoreUkraine Resorts to Using Wooden Rifles and Smashed Binoculars in New Ground Defense Strategy
In a response laced with as much irony as innovation, Ukraine has unveiled its latest ground defense strategy titled “Operation…
Read MoreWhite House Installs Revolving Door to Accommodate Rapid Staff Turnover
In a tongue-in-cheek response to the unusually high rate of staff turnover, the White House has reportedly installed an actual…
Read MoreUber to Launch New Service: UberHuman, Rent a Crowd for Any Occasion
Uber, that ubiquitous app known for delivering rides and takeout, is about to take a sharp turn into the realm…
Read MoreIsrael Rejects Hostage Release Deal, Prefers Military Action Over Peace
In a recent and highly controversial move, the Israeli government has opted to reject a promising hostage release deal proposed…
Read MoreBillionaires Race to Claim Mars as a Tax Haven
As Earth’s resources dwindle and tax rates rise, the wealthy elite set their sights on a new frontier: Mars. In…
Read MoreAfter Buying Everything Else, Jeff Bezos Purchases Atlantic Ocean
In an unprecedented move that has stunned environmentalists and monopolists alike, Jeff Bezos, the former Amazon CEO known for acquiring…
Read MoreGermany Leads Europe in Nakba Denial As Politicians Insist 70 Year Conflict Started on Oct 7 2023
In a controversial shift in historical narrative, several German politicians have been leading a wave of Nakba denial across Europe,…
Read MoreIsrael Insists “No Path To Peace”, As Hamas Accepts Ceasefire Agreement
In a startling development that has international observers concerned, Israel has declared that there is “no path to peace” shortly…
Read MoreShell Oil Suggest “Eco-Friendly” Gasoline, A Kale and Kerosine Mixture
In a move that stretches the boundaries of both science and satire, Shell Oil has unveiled a startling new product:…
Read MoreGmail Password Resets Now Require a Doctor’s Note and a Small Sacrifice
In an unusual twist on cybersecurity measures, Google has introduced a perplexing new policy for Gmail password resets: forgotten passwords…
Read MoreU.S. Says Weapons in Israel Were ‘Only Sort of’ Used Illegally
In a dazzling display of diplomatic gymnastics, the United States has declared that while its weapons sold to Israel may…
Read MorePoliticians to Wear Sponsored Jerseys: A New Era of Transparency in Funding
In a move that’s being hailed as a game-changer for political transparency, lawmakers across the globe have agreed to a…
Read MoreAfter 60 Years of Debate, UN Decides to Decide If Palestine Exists, Eventually
In what many are calling a “historic maybe,” the United Nations General Assembly has overwhelmingly voted that Palestine just might…
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