Israel Rejects Hostage Release Deal, Prefers Military Action Over Peace
Polly TickleIn a recent and highly controversial move, the Israeli government has opted to reject a promising hostage release deal proposed…
Read MoreBillionaires Race to Claim Mars as a Tax Haven
Chip ByteleyAs Earth’s resources dwindle and tax rates rise, the wealthy elite set their sights on a new frontier: Mars. In…
Read MoreAfter Buying Everything Else, Jeff Bezos Purchases Atlantic Ocean
In an unprecedented move that has stunned environmentalists and monopolists alike, Jeff Bezos, the former Amazon CEO known for acquiring…
Read MoreGermany Leads Europe in Nakba Denial As Politicians Insist 70 Year Conflict Started on Oct 7 2023
In a controversial shift in historical narrative, several German politicians have been leading a wave of Nakba denial across Europe,…
Read MoreIsrael Insists “No Path To Peace”, As Hamas Accepts Ceasefire Agreement
In a startling development that has international observers concerned, Israel has declared that there is “no path to peace” shortly…
Read MoreShell Oil Suggest “Eco-Friendly” Gasoline, A Kale and Kerosine Mixture
In a move that stretches the boundaries of both science and satire, Shell Oil has unveiled a startling new product:…
Read MoreGmail Password Resets Now Require a Doctor’s Note and a Small Sacrifice
In an unusual twist on cybersecurity measures, Google has introduced a perplexing new policy for Gmail password resets: forgotten passwords…
Read MoreU.S. Says Weapons in Israel Were ‘Only Sort of’ Used Illegally
In a dazzling display of diplomatic gymnastics, the United States has declared that while its weapons sold to Israel may…
Read MorePoliticians to Wear Sponsored Jerseys: A New Era of Transparency in Funding
In a move that’s being hailed as a game-changer for political transparency, lawmakers across the globe have agreed to a…
Read MoreAfter 60 Years of Debate, UN Decides to Decide If Palestine Exists, Eventually
In what many are calling a “historic maybe,” the United Nations General Assembly has overwhelmingly voted that Palestine just might…
Read MoreNations Worldwide Send Condolences to Wasps After Encounter With IDF
In an unprecedented global display of empathy, nations from every corner of the Earth have issued formal condolences to the…
Read MoreSocial Media Influencers to Be Granted Diplomatic Immunity in Switzerland
In a move that blurs the lines between online clout and political power, Switzerland, known for its neutrality and fondness…
Read MoreGOP Proposes Bill to Outsource Governmental Roles to Russia, Cites ‘Unmatched Efficiency’
The GOP has introduced a groundbreaking bill that proposes outsourcing key governmental roles and responsibilities to Russia, citing “unmatched efficiency”…
Read MoreIsrael’s Ceasefire Strategy: Agree in Principle, Decline in Practice
In a striking display of diplomatic dexterity, Israel’s approach to ceasefire negotiations could best be described as “Agree in Principle,…
Read MoreIsrael Officials Accuse Joe Biden of Being Hamas Member
In a stunning development that has rocked international politics, Israeli officials have made the shocking claim that U.S. President Joe…
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