America’s ‘Surprise’ Routine Wears Thin as Ally Ignores Ceasefire Pleas
Polly TickleIn an all-too-familiar scenario, America’s feigned shock has once again graced international headlines as its closest ally, Israel, dismisses yet…
Read MoreIsrael Was Enthusiastic About Ceasefire, Until It Was Time to Cease Fire
In an unforeseen twist that shocked precisely nobody, the Israeli government’s enthusiasm for a ceasefire in the ongoing Rafah conflict…
Read MoreBuy One, Starve One Free: The Real Cost of Western ‘Support’ in Famine-Afflicted Lands
In a generous burst of benevolence, Western nations have unveiled their latest aid package for famine-afflicted countries, dubbed the “Buy…
Read MoreU.S. Surprised at Israel’s Long-Announced Rafah Offensive, Pauses Arms At Last
In a stunning turn of events that could only surprise a Rip Van Winkle or a remarkably uninformed mole, the…
Read MoreIsraeli Leaders Deny Gaza Blockade’s Impact: ‘Hunger Isn’t a War Crime, It’s a Diet Plan’
In a controversial statement, Israeli leaders have downplayed the severity of the Gaza blockade, dismissing concerns over its impact on…
Read MoreGaza’s Humanitarian Crisis ‘A Boon for International Aid Donations,’ Says Israel
In a controversial statement, Israeli officials have suggested that the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza serves as a “boon for…
Read MoreWashington Warns ICC: ‘Justice Is a Privilege, Not a Right’
In a controversial move, the United States has warned the International Criminal Court (ICC) against its recent string of arrest…
Read MoreICC Considers Adding White House to Arrest List Amid ‘Interference Inquiries’
The International Criminal Court (ICC) is reportedly weighing the inclusion of the White House on its list of potential investigations,…
Read MoreLocal Government in Ireland Votes to Ban Snoring in Public Spaces
In a move that’s sure to stir restless nights (and mornings) across the country, the local government in a region…
Read MoreIsrael Proposes New Blockade Strategy: ‘Make Gaza an Island of Desperation’
In a controversial move, Israel has unveiled a new blockade strategy aimed at turning Gaza into an “island of desperation,”…
Read MoreTrump Lawyers Create Emoji-Based Explainers to Explain Contempt of Court
Chip ByteleyGet ready for the legal world to get a whole lot more expressive—and perhaps a bit more perplexing! In response…
Read MoreDelayed Reaction: Uvalde’s Echo Spurs Police into Action… Against Progressive Protesters
In a move that stunned both protesters and police critics alike, law enforcement finally found its sense of urgency this…
Read MoreIsrael Determined to Increase the Need for Food Aid
In a controversial and startling turn of events, Israeli officials have unveiled a plan to “increase the need for food…
Read MoreSWAT Team Spotted Booking Flights to Antarctica As McMurdo Station Protest Comes To Light
In a stunning development that has sent ripples through both the scientific and law enforcement communities, a team of riot…
Read MoreArcheology Team Stumbles Upon Ancient Egyptian Fast Food Joint, Finding Perfectly Preserved Falafel
In a remarkable twist of fate, the world of archaeology has been turned upside down, or perhaps we should say,…
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