Trump Lawyers Create Emoji-Based Explainers to Explain Contempt of Court
Chip ByteleyGet ready for the legal world to get a whole lot more expressive—and perhaps a bit more perplexing! In response…
Read MoreDelayed Reaction: Uvalde’s Echo Spurs Police into Action… Against Progressive Protesters
Polly TickleIn a move that stunned both protesters and police critics alike, law enforcement finally found its sense of urgency this…
Read MoreIsrael Determined to Increase the Need for Food Aid
In a controversial and startling turn of events, Israeli officials have unveiled a plan to “increase the need for food…
Read MoreSWAT Team Spotted Booking Flights to Antarctica As McMurdo Station Protest Comes To Light
In a stunning development that has sent ripples through both the scientific and law enforcement communities, a team of riot…
Read MoreArcheology Team Stumbles Upon Ancient Egyptian Fast Food Joint, Finding Perfectly Preserved Falafel
In a remarkable twist of fate, the world of archaeology has been turned upside down, or perhaps we should say,…
Read MoreUS Pledges to Sanction ICC, Citing ‘Too Many Warrants, Not Enough Freedom’
In a bold and unprecedented move, the United States has vowed to sanction the International Criminal Court (ICC), asserting that…
Read MoreNetanyahu and Co. Might Be Safe from ICC for Now, Thanks to Washington’s Intervention
In an unprecedented display of geopolitical maneuvering, the United States administration has launched what insiders are calling “Operation Justice Jam,”…
Read MoreGovernments to Pump Air into Currency to Increase Value
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures? Governments Eye “Inflation Reversal” by Literally Inflating Currency In a move that seems ripped from a…
Read MoreMr. Beast to Team With Elon Musk’s SpaceX For First Moon Based Youtube Challenge
In an audacious leap beyond Earth-bound stunts, YouTube sensation Mr. Beast has partnered with SpaceX to launch what promises to…
Read MoreInternational Space Station To Open Luxury Hotel Wing
In a groundbreaking endeavor that challenges the conventions of luxury travel, the International Space Station is poised to introduce its…
Read MoreUK Explores Migrant Expulsions to Narnia
LONDON – In a move that would leave even C.S. Lewis scratching his head, the UK Home Office is reportedly…
Read MoreRishi Sunak Declares Democracy at Risk, Suggests British Tea Might Be the Solution
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has declared democracy itself to be under siege. However, his proposed remedy to this existential…
Read MoreIsrael’s Latest Strategy: Redecorating Gaza with Precision Airstrikes
The latest strategy out of the geopolitical playbook involves “redecorating” the Gaza Strip using precision airstrikes. This innovative approach aims…
Read MoreSouth China Sea Sees First Ever ‘Ship-Bumping’ Contest
In a move that’s as bewildering as it is buoyant, the Philippines and China have set their compasses toward a…
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Global Conference on Procrastination Postponed Again
In what is becoming a recurring theme, the highly anticipated Global Conference on Procrastination has been postponed once more, setting…
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