NASA Announces Plans to Litter on Mars, Citing Earth’s Success with Trash
In a press release that has everyone from environmentalists to interplanetary strategists scratching their heads, NASA has announced a bold…
Read MoreIn a press release that has everyone from environmentalists to interplanetary strategists scratching their heads, NASA has announced a bold…
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Read MoreThailand, a country known for its spicy food, stunning beaches, and now, its burning love for marriage equality, is fluttering…
Read MoreIn a move that’s either a hilarious display of Orwellian doublespeak or a genuinely bizarre attempt at international goodwill, China…
Read MoreWorld leaders have collectively unveiled their latest strategy to combat climate change: simply waiting for the next Ice Age. This…
Read MoreIn the bleak reality that unfolds following yet another school shooting, our nation finds itself impaled on the horns of…
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Read More“Let’s Not Dwell on the Deaths, Folks!” Humanitarian Commission Recommends Collective Amnesia for Genocide In a move that has left…
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Read MoreDemocracy on Life Support? New Report Ranks Nations, Most Rated “Fumbling Bureaucracy” or “Charismatic Dictator Hour” The annual “Democracy Index”…
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