Deja Vu Diplomacy: When ‘Never Again’ Happens Again
Polly TickleIn a turn of events that some might describe as “devastatingly predictable,” the grand chambers of the International Court of…
Read MoreSpain and Ireland, The Empathy Within the EU
In the intricate tapestry of geopolitics, where the threads of strategy often obscure the pressing needs of humanity, a retrospective…
Read MoreBelgium’s ‘Build Back Better’ Initiative Faces Unexpected Renovation Courtesy of IDF
In an unforeseen twist of diplomatic irony, Belgium, known for its waffles, chocolate, and now, its moral high ground in…
Read MoreHouthis Offer ‘Missile-Targeting Satisfaction Survey’
In a twist that combines modern customer service tactics with unconventional warfare, the Houthi rebels have taken a page out…
Read MoreIsraeli Forces Mull Over Ceasefire with Proposed Peace Café in Gaza
In a development that’s more espresso shot than gunshot, Israeli forces, amidst ongoing tensions in Gaza, are reportedly pondering over…
Read MoreIDF Leader’s Controversial Claim: “Grass is a Complete Daily Meal”
In a statement that has sparked outrage and disbelief, a leader within the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has been quoted…
Read MoreUS Approves F-16 Fighter Jets Sale to Turkey: Erdogan Plans Air Show Over Greece
In a satirical twist on international military deals, the United States’ approval of F-16 fighter jet sales to Turkey has…
Read MoreICJ Orders Israel to Stop Acts of Genocide: Israel Asks for Definition of ‘Stop’
In the realm of international law, instances arise that illuminate not only the gravitas of legal discourse but also the…
Read MoreItaly’s Migrant Detention Centers To Be Transformed Into Spas
In a stunning and apparently ludicrous move that has raised skeptical eyebrows and spa robes throughout the world, the Italian…
Read MoreUkraine Decorates Russian Oilfields with Decorative Drones
In what might be the most unexpected philanthropic move of the century, the Ukrainian Army has announced a groundbreaking initiative…
Read MoreSleepy Iranian Town Mistakes Suhoor Alarm for Alien Invasion
UFO Panic Hits Iran: Rogue Alarm Clock Sparks Pre-Dawn Chaos In a bizarre incident that has left experts baffled and…
Read MoreFar-Right Party Chega Floats Portugal Wall Idea, Aims To Keep Away Mexicans
Lisbon, Portugal – In a move that has left cartographers and geographers scratching their heads, Portugal’s far-right party, Chega, has…
Read MoreEurope’s Newest Import: The Full-Scale War Experience
Europe, the land of charming cobblestone streets, fine wines, and centuries-old cathedrals, has always been a top travel destination. But…
Read MoreKenyan Cops Pack for Haitian “Vacation”: UN’s Latest Anti-Gang Initiative Sparks New Fashion Trend in Body Armor Beachwear
The beaches of Haiti were just expecting the usual tide of tourists. Instead, they’re about to receive a surge of…
Read MoreNew Middle East Urban Development Plan: More Rubble, Less Trouble
In a groundbreaking move sure to raise eyebrows (and possibly dust clouds), several Middle Eastern nations have announced a revolutionary…
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