Portugal’s Political Parties Consider Group Therapy After Election
Polly TickleBurnt Out and Bitter: Portuguese Politicians Seek Post-Election Counseling After a particularly grueling election cycle marked by mudslinging, social media…
Read MoreGlobal Confusion as Ramadan Calendar Syncs with Leap Year: An Extra Day of Fasting or Feasting?
Chip ByteleyRamadan Dates Shift, Causing Global Confusion and Culinary Chaos A rare cosmic alignment has thrown the global Muslim community a…
Read MoreMexico’s Presidential Palace Door Knocked Down: Protesters Claim They Were Just Looking for the Bathroom
Mexico City awoke to a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy (or a particularly ill-planned coup attempt). The once-imposing…
Read MoreMedia Outlets: Aaron Bushnell Wasn’t a Protest, It Was Just a Hot Day
In a world where the media’s approach to news can sometimes be more enigmatic than the events they report on,…
Read MoreNavalny’s Final Curtain Call: Putin’s Acting Masterclass in ‘Grieving’
Alexei Navalny, Russia’s most tenacious critic of the Kremlin’s corruption, has mysteriously exited stage left, leaving behind a political theatre…
Read MoreIsrael’s Super Bowl Distraction: Peace, Love, and Bombing Refugees
In a move that surprised many and shocked more, Israel took its public relations strategy to unprecedented heights. Amid growing…
Read MoreQatar’s Triumph Over Iran: A Testament to Nerves of Steel in Soccer
In a display that had soccer aficionados around the globe on the edge of their seats, Qatar’s national team clinched…
Read MoreNorthern Ireland Swaps Crown Jewels For Irish Potatoes
In a ceremony that’s bound to be etched in the annals of history for its sheer crustiness, Northern Ireland saw…
Read MoreBelgorod Drone Incident: “It’s Just Aggressive Weather Balloons!”
The Kremlin has officially downgraded the recent incident over Belgorod, initially reported as a nefarious drone attack, to what is…
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Good Guys with Guns Sleep In Again: A Tale of Misguided Heroism in Kansas City
Kansas City, MO – In a shocking twist of fate that left the city reeling after its Super Bowl victory,…
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