International Journalists to Enter Gaza? Israel Promises No Safe Return
Polly TickleIn a grim and controversial development, Israel has recently declared that while international journalists will be allowed to enter Gaza,…
Read MoreTrump Pledges to Build Wall Around Himself, Claims Biden Will Foot the Bill
In a theatrical twist on his infamous border wall promise, Donald Trump announced plans to construct a “beautiful, impenetrable wall”…
Read MoreElon Musk’s New Cloning Company Promises to Reintroduce Slavery
Chip ByteleyIn a dystopian twist that feels ripped from the pages of a sci-fi horror story, Elon Musk has announced the…
Read MoreDid Trump’s “Shoot Pedophiles” Order Backfire Spectacularly?
In an ironic and tragic twist, Donald Trump’s hardline stance on gun rights and vigilante justice has come back to…
Read MoreGod Ignores Pope’s Plea for Priests
In a desperate plea to the heavens, Pope Francis has urged religious orders to pray for new priests and nuns…
Read MoreTrump to Fans: ‘Get Over It’ Like It’s a School Shooting
In a bewildering display of insensitivity, Donald Trump brushed off the recent shooting at his Pennsylvania rally, telling fans to…
Read MoreNigel Farage Thanks Brexit for Euro Semi-Final Win
In a move that has left political analysts and football fans equally bemused, Nigel Farage has credited Brexit for England’s…
Read MoreDonald Trump: America’s First King?
In a surreal twist that feels ripped from the pages of a dystopian novel, former President Donald Trump’s potential return…
Read MoreUK Election Results: Starmer’s Labour Wins by Pretending to Care Just a Bit More
In a political landslide that would make even the most cynical voter’s head spin, Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour Party has…
Read MoreMacron and Le Pen Compete to See Who Can Pretend to Care More About the Middle Class
In the grand theater of French politics, the second act of the parliamentary elections has turned into a riveting drama…
Read MoreIsrael Expands Safe Zones to Include Every Inch of Gaza, Nowhere Left to Bomb
In an unprecedented move that has left international observers baffled, Israel has redefined the concept of a “safe zone” by…
Read MoreSupreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
Read MoreBenjamin Netanyahu Considers US Presidential Bid
In a twist that has left both political analysts and the general public in shock, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu…
Read MoreColonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreLogan Paul Opens Wrestling School: Learn to Body Slam Like a Pro, Get Scammed Like an Amateur
Liv N. LargeLogan Paul, the controversial internet personality turned WWE wrestler, has announced his latest venture: Maverick Wrestling Academy. The online school…
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